Corrupt a Wish

[Kuroshu]

banned for making a knee joke you now have 20% chance to get beaten up by a dragon born.

 

Totally wrong game.

 

I wish for some noodles

[tacomarine]

granted. you get tenticle noodles. ewww....

 

i wish...... that i was..... purple.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you are now choking on something and have turned purple.

 

I wish i had a million ... bucks.

[Kuroshu]

Granted you now have a million guys named buck

 

I wish I was rich

[Guest Deliria]

Granted, you are now suffocating slowly under the weight of a a mountain of cash

 

I wish I had a beer

[Mailamea]

Granted you are now drunk as hell, and you dont remember a thing even who you are.

 

I wish the school internet did not suck.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted you are now drunk as hell' date=' and you dont remember a thing even who you are.

 

I wish the school internet did not suck.

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Granted but the school network is now Skynet.

 

I wish Diablo 3 would get a motherfucking release date already.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but it's January 12, 2155

 

I wish the landlord hadn't paid off the inspector to get a HUD certificate, while leaving the house legally unlivable, forcing us to sue her for our down payment and rent back and move.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the house exploded when you were away

 

I wish for gum

[nonusnomeni]

Gum granted, without flavor

 

And “I want to go home, take off this uniform and leave the show”

aka go to kinder bed.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it's with bears

 

I wish I understood nonusnomeni's wish

[Mailamea]

Granted you know what it means, but we dont know what it means.

 

I wish you could tell us what it means

[nonusnomeni]

Wish granted; its mean: in quote verses from Pink Floyd album The Wall, go to kinder bed its go to sleep (kinder=children,bed=bed)...

 

I wish never again wrote anything after 28h nonstop playing

[tacomarine]

granted.. you now work 28 hr shifts at tacos' emporium. voila, it's been granted.

yes, i'm on the samw boat as yuo.

 

i wish for a bif ass flass of coffie

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you now have a glass of coffee the size of your table and as tall as your house and no way to drink it.

 

I wish i had a better life.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but you die the next day

 

I wish for an awesome ringtone

[Guest ThatOne]

Granted, but the ringtone is so awesome that you constantly have to listen to it and cannot do anything else.

This doesn't affect anyone else, either, so nobody understands your condition, and when you refuse to eat\drink\sleep they let you be until you crumble, at which point you spend the rest of your life under close care at your closest asylum.

 

I wish; I don't know what for, but I wish.

[Mailamea]

granted out of nowhere you wake up naked in a white room and u realized the world did not really exist does making you the only person to exsist.

 

i wish what i wrote made sense

[Kuroshu]

Granted but now your in a white world and no one else is around but you.

 

I wish i had 99 problems

[Mailamea]

Granted one of those problems include a weird sickness where you pee using your nose.

 

I wish i hope there is a way to get me to sleep early.

[Atreyu]

Granted, but now you automatically fall asleep every time your spouse wants sex.

 

I wish for a good cup of coffee.

[Mailamea]

Granted, but the coffee has g-virus which means u got like 30+ min before becoming a flesh thirsty zombeh.

 

I wish i am really asleep ryt now and stop on picking up my phone.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but now you have no phone to pick up

 

I wish I could see the pass

[Atreyu]

Granted, but now time runs backwards for you and how old you are is how long you have to live before your birth/conception is reversed.

 

I wish for a good sandwich.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it was made in the past

 

I wish everyone in the world dies for pissing me off