Corrupt a Wish

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then a new kind virus destroying your operating system, and you ended up in cry

 

I wish I could go to your house and say hi

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but then you get shot in the face.

 

I wish S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 1 wasn't so damn choppy on my computer that blows recommended specs away.

[Guest]

Granted but right before the end of the game a game breaking bug occurs and you lose all of your saved data completely.

 

I wish that an identical clone of myself would go to work and earn money for me while I sit around and do whatever I want.

[sdd500]

Granted but you are a terrorist and your copy just blow the shit out of the Earth.

 

I wish your wish can be granted.

[Iastwolf]

granted, but 5 second after you wish, someone wish that he could throw a axe to your face from 10 miles and it's granted

 

I wish I can eat your heart like Jackie Estecado

[nonusnomeni]

granted but his made just a little sin in his life and you will stay hungry

 

i wish then you will cheat a little on the day when my heart comes on the scale

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but....I have no idea what you said.

 

I wish it didn't feel like I lived at work.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but now you feel totally pointless of existence

 

i wish then peace is not so boring

edit for persons little bit short between ears; i got 20y peace in game and that its ..."booorrring"(as Imoen like to say)

 

ps@Jerbsinator

explanatio:

in ancient Egypt when you die you hart goes on one side of scale on other side goes a feather, only heart lighter then feather deserve a new live in western fields

along wit the living gods, and Anubis hold a scale, some time He eat a hart of sinner, some time absolutely greatest sinners give to Ham Am (great Soul Eater)

because only pure hart (Ba) can deserve to be looked and blessed by Usar (Osiris)

 

[Guest]

Granted but then the peace soon turns into chaos.

 

I wish that I wasn't under surveillance.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but now your porn collection is regulated by the US Government.

 

I wish I had Easter Monday off.

[Guest]

Granted but you couldn't have even a moment of relaxtion due to various reasons.

 

I wish for anything.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but your wish was to sponge bathe 3 old men.

 

I wish I could relive all the good 90's shows.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only in black and white

 

i wish to marry Felicia Day

 

 

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but you find out she has no sexual organs and is like a Barbie doll down there.

 

I wish I could not go to work and still get paid for it.

[Guest]

Granted but you start to miss going to work (seems impossible now heheh) and then you commit suicide.

 

I wish I had a bottle of Mountain Dew (Blue Voltage. That stuff is so good) that would automatically replenish itself with more Blue Voltage that tasted as if it were from a new unopened bottle.

[nonusnomeni]

granted,

but you will be listen to this 24h on day 365d on year to do rest of your life

[video=youtube]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Yf72T062o

 

 

i wish for new postal (game-game!!!)

[Guest]

 

Granted, but you will have to listen to this song for every second of every day for the rest of your life > : D HAHAHA I'M SO MAD!

 

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

 

I wish that I could summon Haskill at any time to help me with menial tasks and work.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but every time he was summoned you will need to sexually satisfied him by your own personal ass, no mambo-jambo ju-ju summoning tricks or similar shits...

 

 

i wish i am smart, beautiful and rich

 

(yes, yes, yes, rich

money, my money

yes, yes , my money

MY

only MY)

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you live in a world of retarded ugly rapists

I wish people would stop assuming that I'm a man

[nonusnomeni]

granted, now you are known as female wart pig wit twelve youngsters

 

i wish i am not so sleepy

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you o.d on speed and have a heart attack

i wish goblins were real

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and you will merry one

 

i wish my job (Emperor of the Earth) it's not so difficult

[Iastwolf]

granted, your job is now easier because the next day mythic dawn assassin kill you with single daedric dagger

 

I wish I'm a terminator like Marcus

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but Jacob was beaten you and make you his sex slave

 

i wish a map in the Mount&Blade

[Iastwolf]

granted, but few days after getting the map, the map decrypted into a virus code and your pc blasted like a M.O.A.B