Guest Posted December 18, 2011 Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but spamming would still exist in the form of (sexually pleasing a male). I wish we had more smileys.
Kuroshu Posted December 19, 2011 Posted December 19, 2011 Granted but they look horrible I wish HaloReachMan123 didn't have the 123 in his username
roriki Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 Granted, but now he has 4567890 instead. I wish SW: TOR was back onmline already... 4 more hours until servers are back up Q_Q
block2001 Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 Granted..however now you have been banned from the internet for eternity!! I wish my game characters were real and I had a harem of oblivion/skyrim/fallout girls
Parmadillo Posted December 23, 2011 Posted December 23, 2011 Granted..however now you have been banned from the internet for eternity!! I wish my game characters were real and I had a harem of oblivion/skyrim/fallout girls Granted, but they all have dicks now. I wish I could turn into my fantasy girl and spawn her three identical sisters (quadruplets)at any time.
Kuroshu Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Granted but they all try to kill you I Wish all of loverslab a merry christmas.
Mailamea Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Granted everyone had a merry Christmas, but no one remembers anything that happened on xmas day. I wish i got my gift today and not on the 27th
Kuroshu Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Granted but it's not made yet I wish I have more presents
Tregarin Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Granted, but you now have no past and no future... gag> I wish I had more Gammon.
Kuroshu Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Granted but now he marries Ana anime joke> I Wish i had 99 problems
Mailamea Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 granted one of those problems include erectile disfunction. I wish Expendables 2 did not forgot to add Steven Seagal in the cast.
Kuroshu Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Granted but he died while making the movie I Wish for that 100th problem
Jerbsinator Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Granted but it is a nuclear war. I wish Expendables 2 was actually a good movie unlike the first.
Kuroshu Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 Granted but no one watched it I wish I had a sexy girl friend (not girlfriend but girl friend, there is a difference)
Clockwork25 Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 Granted but no one watched it I wish I had a sexy girl friend (not girlfriend but girl friend' date=' there is a difference) [/quote'] Granted. But she goes for your best friend. I wish to be more powerful then god, without negative repercussions.
Kuroshu Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 (I don't mind if she goes for my best friend... cause she's my best friend) Granted but I'm still more powerful than you I wish for more good anime this season
LordJerle Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 granted, but you go deaf and blind. I wish I had the girl in my avatar as my personal sex slave.
Clockwork25 Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 granted' date=' but you go deaf and blind. I wish I had the girl in my avatar as my personal sex slave. [/quote'] Granted but she never told you about the STD's enjoy your syphilis, herpes and HIV I wish for a harem of cat-girls who only listen to what I say, are 100% straight, 1000% STD free, stay with me of their own volition, 100% disaster proof, 100% proof of any negative reprecussions, and defend me with their life.
LordJerle Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 Granted, but they're actual female cats. I wish my avatar would stop making me horny as hell.
Clockwork25 Posted December 30, 2011 Posted December 30, 2011 Granted' date=' but they're actual female cats. I wish my avatar would stop making me horny as hell. [/quote'] Granted but now she's ugly as hell and pulls herself out of your computer screen for rape. I wish for a fully working laser that can warp time and space to my design, i would like to keep my free will and have no wierd, outlandish, or even mildly threatening negative effects come out of this.
Tregarin Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Granted, but then you wake up and have a coffee... I wish I hadn't let my coffee go cold.
Parmadillo Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Granted' date=' but then you wake up and have a coffee... I wish I hadn't let my coffee go cold. [/quote'] Granted, but now it's hotter than the sun. I wish I could turn into my own bisexual fantasy girl at will and have three identical sisters (bisexual quadruplets). Plus have all of them as my sex slaves while I'm male.
Clockwork25 Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Granted but now you can only transform into your fantasy girl when your high on cocaine. I wish from my dream i knew how to create the laser.
Tregarin Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted... but all the parts are unique to dreams so you can't make it in reality. I wish I could type faster on an iPad.
Mailamea Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted your ipad's scratch proof screen gets wrecked for typing at uber speeds. I wish i did not have a REM deep sleep today so i wasnt left at home and shoped at the mall.
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