D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Granted unfortunately you have now unleashed skynet on the world. I wish that the every thing tasted like blueberry muffins.
Mailamea Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Terminator! Your dead so are we. I wish it did not came up to be a granted judgement day
Tregarin Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Granted unfortunately you have now unleashed skynet on the world. I wish that the every thing tasted like blueberry muffins. Granted' date=' except Blueberry Muffins is now a slang term for period clots. (Yeah, I went there... ) Terminator! Your dead so are we. I wish it did not came up to be a granted judgement day Granted, it is instead Sentencing Day... and your punishment is make all your posts in English via Spanish via Russian using online automatic translators for the next week. I wish MM will go through with this...
Jerbsinator Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Granted but all her posts are deleted. I wish Gamefaqs forums wasn't so full of trolls.
Searinglich Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, now the Gamefaqs forums are full of ogres. I wish I understood the dragon language in Skyrim, and I could use the thuu'm in real life.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Granted however you now can't speak in your normal language and are constantly shouting at people. I wish the dlc for skyrim comes out soon and is fun.
Tregarin Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but each one costs several million dollars* so no-one can have it. I wish Yahtzee would review Skyrim. *insert relevant currency here, of equal value.
LordJerle Posted November 19, 2011 Posted November 19, 2011 Granted. All the reviews say mean things. I wish I didn't have to work on Black Friday.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 19, 2011 Posted November 19, 2011 Granted the government decides to stop black friday. I wish that i could win the lottery.
Mailamea Posted November 19, 2011 Posted November 19, 2011 you won the lottery the jackbot being 2cents lol i wish silent hill downpour is out
Guest Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted, but it was a huge letdown. I wish movie licensed games weren't made as half-assed as they are today.
Tregarin Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted... they are made twice as half-assed instead. I wish more people knew who Yahtzee is and why I want him to review Skyrim.
Searinglich Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted, now everyone knows who yahtzee is and he becomes so popular that he longer does reviews and stops right before reviewing skyrim. I wish I had a fully operational plasma bolter.
Guest Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted, but upon firing it, the barrel explodes and melts down. I wish I ran a popular youtube channel.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted however so many people watch your channel that it causes youtube to crash and they can never fix it. I wish i had enough money to buy a new computer.
Guest ThatOne Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted, but you get that in nickles and dimes, and it all falls over your head. You are now dead, so you cannot buy a new computer. I wish I had a bottle o' grog.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted however the grog is poisoned with nightshade causing you to hallucinate and die. I wish that i wasn't so morbid sometimes.
Guest ThatOne Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Erm... I didn't say I actually drank the grog... I meant to poison it myself, but thanks for doing that for me. Now, you aren't morbid anymore; you become a joyful little girl with blond curls and a big pink ribbon, and one day a gorilla finds you and mistakes you for a stuffed animal. When it realizes you aren't, it eats you. I wish for a second bottle of grog.
Searinglich Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted, but the second bottle of grog is filled with nitroglycerin and it explodes when you pick it up. I wish I had a wabbajack.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Granted however instead of hitting your enemy the first time you use it it rebounds back onto you turning you into a giant pile of ... cheese. I wish i really hadn't made that joke.
Mailamea Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 granted however u made a new joke. A much worser one.
Tregarin Posted November 25, 2011 Posted November 25, 2011 ^ forgot to wish a make... I wish Skyrim CK was released already!!
Kuroshu Posted December 6, 2011 Posted December 6, 2011 Granted but it's unusable I wish for... a white christmas....
Searinglich Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but as soon as you step outside you take an arrow in the knee. I wish I would stop making skyrim jokes.
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