Kuroshu Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted but you get bored 1 minute after getting to the mall I wish for the construction kit for skyrim now! It's already January!
tacomarine Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 granted, you get a construction kit. it's still not software, so you have to use your hands. and a wrench that happened to come with it i wish my girl had my sex drive...
Tregarin Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted, but you now have hers. I wish I hadn't added too much water to my noodles.
Guest Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted, but now there is not a single drop of water or moisture in your noodles making them hard as sticks. Enjoy! I wish my cat would stop pestering me every five minutes.
Mailamea Posted January 3, 2012 Posted January 3, 2012 Your cat stopped but know you have to suffer by random nyan cat sounds every 5mins. I wish im not at school today and its still my vacation.
Kuroshu Posted January 3, 2012 Posted January 3, 2012 Granted but you'll never have vacation again. I wish I had a super car
tacomarine Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 granted, but your super car has a super gas thirst i wish i could be a bounser for a rich guys brothel.
Kuroshu Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 Granted but it's a gay brothel. I wish that there's a pizza on everyone's head
tacomarine Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 granted. you've just turned all of us into zombies i wish my gun was more accurate
Jerbsinator Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Granted, you now have the most accurate gun in the world. Problem is only aliens can use it. I wish The Witcher 3 would get announced.
tacomarine Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 granted. it;s been announced for dolphins only. i wish i could use my alien gun
Mailamea Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Granted but you used it againts your evil self. I wish Skyrim CK is out and thats its super easy and capable to do all complicated moddings.
Kuroshu Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Granted by you can't use it I wish I have a new shoe
Guest ThatOne Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Granted, you've got a new shoe the size of an atom, floating around your bloodstream. I wish pineapples grew under the sea.
Kuroshu Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 Granted but they have sponges living in them I wish that anyone who corrupts this wish will blow up into tiny little versions of themselfves
Tregarin Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, but now there are billions of little Tregarins floating around. (trust me, one Tregarin is bad enough...) I wish my internet wasn't so fucking flaky during bad weather.
Mailamea Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Granted its flaky during fine weather I wish i have a new ATI 9700 atom technology nuclear wabajack graphics card.
Kuroshu Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but I burns out after 5 minutes of playing Skyrim I wish I have a new USB stick
tacomarine Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 granted, you just grew a USB sized stick. i wish my mind wasn't in the gutter all the time...
Mailamea Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Granted it was on someones ass all the time. I wish its not time to stop using the computer yet.
Kuroshu Posted January 9, 2012 Posted January 9, 2012 Granted, your now stuck in the computer. I wish I had better speakers
Tregarin Posted January 9, 2012 Posted January 9, 2012 Granted, you now have some very impressive Orators. I wish it wasn't so damned cold here.
tacomarine Posted January 9, 2012 Posted January 9, 2012 granted. you're moved to alpha centuri. lots warmer.... yeah its a sun. i wish i didn't feel like i had to point that out
Kuroshu Posted January 9, 2012 Posted January 9, 2012 Granted but you don't know what it ment either I wish i didn't have an arrow in the knee
Mailamea Posted January 10, 2012 Posted January 10, 2012 banned for making a knee joke you now have 20% chance to get beaten up by a dragon born.
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