Corrupt a Wish

[Vyrce]

 

 

Granted but they kill you when you arrive.

 

 

I wish I wasn't so tired this week for no apparent reason.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you are tired because of a thousand or so tests you have to take in 5 day.

 

I wish fantasy animals really existed and i had the power to control them.

[Tregarin]

Granted, but all the non-fantasy animals kill and eat you.

 

 

I wish I was still alive.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted however you are now the living undead (zombie not vampire)

 

I wish somedays you could just press a rewind button and start over to undo your mistakes.

[Tregarin]

Granted, but you are doomed to repeat those mistakes. (you never said you wanted to change what you did... )

 

 

 

 

I wish I was still alive but not as an undead.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you are now a cockroach.(you never said you had to be human when alive)

 

I wish i could change my mistakes.

[Guest]

Granted, but now those mistakes are different kinds of mistakes.

 

I wish that I could actually make meaningful and insightful wishes instead of rubbish ones.

[Babychucker]

Granted, you may now make meaningful and insightful wishes but unfortunately you only had that one wish.

 

I wish I was a big cat.

[LordJerle]

Granted, you're now an elderly lion with a broken spine and only two minutes to live.

 

I wish I could find somebody to play with on my nights off.

[Guest]

Granted, but they have an extreme scat fetish.

 

I wish I could understand why people have scat fetishes o.0

[Tregarin]

Granted, but that knowledge makes you want to blow your head off.

 

 

I wish I wasn't in the emotional state that I'm in.

[LordJerle]

granted, but now you have a scat fetish.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry all the time.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted instead you have to go to the bathroom all the time.

 

I wish that the last few wishes didn't all revolve around scat.

[Tregarin]

Granted, they all now revolve around torturing your anus.

 

 

 

I really wish I didn't have such a nasty cruel streak at times.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you have a nasty cruel streak all the time.

 

I wish some people knew when to shut up.(not anyone on here just people in general)

[Tregarin]

Granted... however, they don't give a fuck and just keep on talking.

 

 

I wish I'd never seen what I just saw online... *scared*

[Mailamea]

You never saw what you saw, but you are now blind, and uses a stick as a guide.

 

I wish classes arent starting yet.

[Guest]

Granted, but now they've already started, and you're getting F's for not attending classes.

 

I wish enemies in Dark Souls wouldn't respawn.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted instead they are all now uber strong and kill you before you can kill them.

 

I wish Christmas was here already.

[Mailamea]

its now dec.25

 

I wish the season 2 of walking dead is complete.

[LordJerle]

Granted. They canceled it after the latest episode, never to be aired again or re-released on DVD.

 

I wish belly button lint weren't so fun to play with.

[Irishredneck]

Granted. Your belly button lint is caustic.

 

I wish cats didn't taste like chicken.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted they now taste like fish.(ewh)

 

I wish the world was flat.

[Irishredneck]

WHAMMO!

Now the entire planet is smashed.

 

I wish we had a new clean planet.

[Parmadillo]

Wish granted, but this planet is the size of cryodiil and IS cryodiil.

I wish I could magically convert anything to DMRA in less than a second and have the most powerful gaming rig in the world, and it UPGRADES ITSELF.