LordJerle Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but they're training you how to walk in girl clothes. I wish somebody would randomly give me a hundred million dollars so I can quit my job.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 granted however the police show up and arrest you for a bank heist. I wish the world economy would hurry up and either die or fix its self.
Mailamea Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Your now a millionaire however u cant spend any of it until your 95yrs old I wish for a new headphones
Tregarin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, you have a pair of 80's style mobile phones grafted into your skull. I wish it hadn't rained tonight.
Mailamea Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 granted instead a storm came tonight windy storm not rainy Also i wish i can control this urges
Tregarin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Granted... you can control the urges you have... however you now have this unstoppable urge to cosplay all the time. I wish I hadn't just made someone ragequit a game of TF2. (It was funny hearing them get more and more angry )
Guest Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Granted, but he suddenly became teh supah pwnzorz (HAAAAX!) and made you rage quit. I wish Mt Dew would have BF3 covers instead of MW3 covers.
LordJerle Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Granted, but it's gay porn BF3 soldiers. I wish my feet weren't cold.
Tregarin Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Granted... your feet are on fire. I wish that wish hadn't been so easy to corrupt.
Guest Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted... but now that wish is so difficult to corrupt that you jump into a pit full of albino black sheep. I wish that albino black sheep exist.
Mailamea Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 it existed and ate you up. I wish its not raining here.
LordJerle Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 granted, but it's now well over 200 degrees celcius. I wish I had a car already.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted however it has no engine, or wheels, or doors. I wish that some people would stop being so annoying when your trying to sleep.
Tregarin Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted, now they're just annoying ALL THE TIME so you can't try to sleep. I wish I knew why bacon was so fucking awesome!!
Guest Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted, but since you now know why bacon is awesome, the bacon you eat becomes less and less awesome as time goes on. I wish that my computer didn't suck as much as it does right now.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted its now completely broken instead. I wish i knew who came up with the idea of mimes.
gregathit Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted.....but the knowledge drives you insane. I want a real live supermodel for a sex toy.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted you now have Peggy Moffitt as a sex toy. I wish i had the power to go back in time so i could kill the guy who came up with mimes.(eh i don't care about being insane i already am any way)
Tregarin Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted, but you have to be a mime to travel back in time. I wish that hadn't rhymed.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Granted however it now looks and sounds like a haiku. I wish that mimes were outlawed in all major countries.
gregathit Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted. However, for your crimes you are sent to some back water country to live with them. I wish D_knight didn't have a mime fetish.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted i never did in the first place instead i have a dragon fetish. I wish that sports didn't exist.
Vyrce Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted sports never existed until you create the 1st one and are murdered by a bunch of carnivorous pygmy squirrels for your efforts. I wish it was Friday so i wouldn't have to work tomorrow.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted it is friday but because you skipped work for 4-5 days you get fired. I wish that squirrels would take over the world and not kill us humans.
LordJerle Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but they eat all the men's nuts. I wish my belly button was a magical button that took me to a land of horny amazon women every time I pressed it.
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