Corrupt A Wish

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, it's so dull and boring you bore them to sleep

 

 

i wish for a voice that can make stone weep

[Myst42]

Granted... the voice is in your head

The voices... can't stop listening to the voices!!

The voices tell you to kill people

...probably nothing new in these places...

 

Wish to burn them all!!

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, then you'll hear them talk about why you did that.

 

I wish out in the streets they call it merther.

[formel]

Granted and their brain will pour out of their ears due to all that marijuana.

 

 

I wish for a quantum vortex.

[Emily]

Granted, Now you became the greatest Human conductor and made emperor of mankind in warhammer 40.k. Have Pun.

 

 

Emily wish to play necromancy upon the new emperor body, so she may rule behind teh shadow.

[formel]

Ahhh limetless power and uncountable fanatics at my bidding (diabolic laughter)

 

Granted, but I will appear in the dreams of my Chief Custodian and draw his attention to the doing of the which

 

 

I wish to create new Primarchs, this time without disturbens of the Chaos.

[Emily]

Granted, New primarchs.... but your majesty, has no more sperms. we can't engineer beef jerky into superior being.

But don't you worry we used horus's genetic instead.

 

Emily Wish daemon realm are not infinite.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, they'll be around 861 billions of square km.

 

I wish zoo directors will stop asking me how much I want for a stay.

 

 

[formel]

Granted their questions will no longer be invitations but orders.

 

 

I wish for a list of abbreviations on this forum.

[Emily]

granted, it‘s called the LL list.

 

 

emily wish elaquimista lost his purity and innocence. then embrace the dark corruption of porn.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can do that yourself. The porn will corrupt him without any help.

 

I wish babies will stop licking my mane as I've been made of candy; makes me hard not to use my claws.

[Emily]

granted, you omnomnom the baby like candy.

 

emily wish every slut has wise sugar daddy.

[formel]

Granted but that will cause a worldwide degeneration of women rights.

 

 

I wish for a greater mana reservoir.

[Emily]

Granted, You became cleric of shar and have access to shadow weave..But always in constant threat of mystra legendary bad ass jeopardizing your agendas.

 

Emily wish to be cure of vampirism. Bleh!

[formel]

Granted, as you wished you are now the cure to vampirism or more precisely your blood is. Have fun delivering the medicine to all of them some are quite stubborn.

 

 

I wish for protection runes.

[nonusnomeni]

granted i will carve them into your skin

 

i wish for

http://www.chowstatic.com/assets/2013/09/30847_RecipeImage_620x413_basic_seared_salmon_fillet.jpg

 

[Cloe]

Granted, but not after is licked by dozens of people first.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Thulas]

Granted, you instead are just a bit exhausted now.

 

I wish for a normal Gin Tonic without any unwanted ingrediences.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get the cocktail to give it to others.

 

I wish metro tickets price would be lower.

[Emily]

Granted, You're vault wanderer 101. Have Pun!.

 

Emily wish to have a super natural ability to shapechange.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are now cat

 

i wish i wasn't so exhausted with all that medical examinations

[Emily]

Granted, It was serum testing for super meta human. Be positive.

 

Emily wish for Sniper Rifle and a combat knaif.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. They're in a safe under your house and you don't know the combo.

 

I wish that I don't have to eat and drink to stay alive.

[Myst42]

Granted now you eat and drink to avoid degenerating to a rotting corpse

 

Wish my version of the CS Extender would stop crashing on loading script editor

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, it now crashes on startup instead

 

 

i wish for kamen rider OOO's driver belt