Corrupt A Wish

[Emily]

Granted, You're now transferred to badan. Have Pun!

 

Emily wish for hot dog.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, a dog on fire

 

 

i wish for kamen rider Wizard powers

[Emily]

Granted, the ramen on motor bike with magic hat as helmet.

 

Emily wish to banned all chocolate consumption.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but its fake chocolate

 

 

i wish for pineapple

[formel]

Granted a ripe and sweet pineapple, sadly it is beyond this piranha pit. Well you find me in a generous mod so I also grant you a lifejacket.

 

 

I wish for the grandmaster title.

[Emily]

granted, you‘re now a grandmaster of chess sport.

 

 

emily wish for mummified crocodiles

[Lodakai]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of mummified crocodiles complete with the Curse of the Pharaohs!

 

I wish for a miniature giant space hamster!

[Emily]

Hmm, Granted. You became Minsk, so you have boo. ...and bhaal spawn too.

 

Emily wish to destroy communism in capitalism way.

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but both communism and capitalism will be replaced by economy-inidderentialism.

 

I wish that every guro-picture in the web is changed into a sweet little picture of puppies cuddling with their owners.

[Emily]

Granted, You got a sweet picture of A female paladiness giving births to litters of hellhound pups while the Archdevil watch.

 

Emily wish contraception are banned.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately a rush of prudity comes over you.

 

I wish to be that female paladin you mentioned.

[Emily]

GRANTED~!!!

 

 

Emily wish for a turtle soup.

[Thulas]

Granted, but there also are sharks in it; alive ones.

 

I wish to either get the image out of my mind or become reality.

[Emily]

Granted, Just pay the taxes.

 

Emily wish her bed are free of lices.

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but they are now in your turtle soup.

 

I wish that my cola would be filled again.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, I'll drink it myself. Hey, I drink some cola here and there too.

 

I wish for less hangovers after a heavy drinking nights.

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but now you will get hangovers for not sleeping at 3:00 AM.

 

I wish for Fiffy.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.wallpaperandborders.co.uk/wallpaper-shop/images/categories/fifi%20logo.bmp

 

 

i wish for deathclaw buddy

[Emily]

Granted, Here is the Shambler helmet and There is the deathclaw. Have pun!

 

Emily wish for a ticket to candyland~!!

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://janasays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Candy-Land-Wallpaper-candy-land-2020333-1024-768.jpg

 

 

i wish for

http://domaci-recepti.com/images/stories/kolaci/macjeoci.jpg

 

[formel]

Granted but by accident the coating of the bananas is out of tar.

 

 

I wish for my own intelligence agency so can also participate in the international spy-games.

[Emily]

granted, you became british prime minister and emily is the new queen of england.

 

 

emily wish for ferguson e-mail address or phone number to critize his autobiography on his face.

[Lodakai]

Granted!  But his secretary and spam folder autoreply keep rejecting your correspondence.

But they sent you a giant autographed poster of his face!  Have at it!

 

Some strange person turned me into Minsk.. so.. I wish for great justice!

[Emily]

granted, boo reached god hood at throne of bhaal instead of everyone else. you‘re so proud and happy. but every mortal and immortal on plane of existence, the faerun and toril gave face palm at the giant space hamster.

 

 

emily wish fear spell that deal DoT.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, use spellmaking to combine a demoralize effect with a damaging one, and set duration on the damaging spell. Oh almost forgot, the spell will have a one time use before being unusable.

 

I wish for hot noodles soup.