Corrupt A Wish

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but the bus will explode instead.

 

I wish I knew anything about the Creation Kit.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you can't be a lion then anymore.

 

I wish you to be a little catgirl Alternatively I'd like to be one.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can't access it from anywhere.

 

I wish for monopoly game.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have no one to play it.

 

I wish for a wish.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you just did that.

 

I wish for some sunny days in winter.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are thrown into a bunker and can't see it.

 

I wish for ganja. Not.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get one that appears and disappears every 2 seconds.

 

I wish to mark my territory on people's clothes.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you can't use urine for that.

 

I wish to see you marking nonu's fur as your territory.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the blame will be on you.

 

I wish to see the little guy do something about that.

[Thulas]

Not granted, he can't do anything.

 

I wish to know if cats need some attention by purple.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. Sadly you forget it 2 minutes later.

 

I wish for more detailed Hentai section on LL.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately the LL-intern project already is kind of dead.

 

I wish for a rerun of Madonna.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You are back in the 80s and you accidentaly create a time paradox with your mother. See: 'Back to the Future'

 

I wish I had a copy of Back to the Future right now.

[Emily]

Granted, Emily sent the copy VIA black horse courier.

 

Emily wish oblivion board have new modders.

 

 

 

 

[Aryes]

Granted, but all the modders want to get paid and charge for their services.

 

I wish I had powers like Superman.

[Thulas]

Granted, your power is that a stone is your cryptonite.

 

I wish to join the Adeptus Sororitas.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll join and be kicked straight away for having no invitation.

 

I wish for some french fries I can eat.

[formel]

Granted but they a fried in 2 month old fat.

 

 

I wish to transform my self into a cloud of bats and be able to rematerialise as I like.

[Aryes]

Granted, but they are baseball bats.

 

I wish I had more closet space.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you only can use it for pizza ingredients.

 

I wish for a warm cold.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, ask a wizard to cast a frostfire bolt on you.

 

I wish for time to be less a wasting.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to ask for permission to waste time now.

 

I wish to get an invitation to join the Adeptus Soroitas.

[Aryes]

Granted. You receive an invitation but its actually for your neighbour and they delivered it to you by mistake.

 

I wish something epic would happen.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I'm here.

 

I wish for doughnuts.

[Thulas]

Granted. But they are in the posession of her.

 

I wish to beat up Gregathit so I can get 3k more posts.