Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted even i will be more satisfied with 22 then 80

 

i wish for functional corvega

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but the authorities take it away from you for being a cat with no driver license. Collection doesn't count.

 

I wish no more no less than 1 dollar.

[formel]

Granted you will from now on only own 1$ or assets worth 1$ everything that exceed this value will decay.

 

 

I wish to witness the downfall of capitalism.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will die 3333AD

 

i wish he live shorter

[Emily]

Granted, Formel Life force are leeched by everyone in this thread. * slurp slurp.

 

Emily wish Formel husk made into Ceremonial robe.

 

 

[formel]

Hey keep your hands away form my life force *shooing the Emily mosquito away*

 

Granted but it will be very dry and chapped always in danger to decay into dusk by the slightest movement.

 

 

I wish the the life force back Emily already slurped away

[Emily]

Granted, Sadly it was already converted into Emily's own life force.

Now we share the same borderline personality disorder and have emily talking on your heads.

 

Emily wish to cure her BPD.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but will eventually came back again, without realizing it was gone in the first place.

 

I wish for free salmon every morning.

[Emily]

Granted, Emily dump you into the ocean where they migrating.

 

Emily wish for a rodeo bull.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, Yee-haw, you got it pardner !

 

 

I wish for fancy cowboy hat.

[Cloe]

Granted, one ripped off a cowboy magazine

 

I wish for new headphones.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, since I just bought yesterday new ones for me, you can have my old broken pair

 

I wish heavy thunderstorms.

 

 

[Cloe]

Granted, you'll have to share some of them with me and my stardust to keep in a better mood

 

I wish for the time to pass slower.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are frozen

 

i wish to plunder heaven

http://www.1stopdesign.com/clients/artsbakery/gfx/tour/bakery_case1.jpg

 

[Emily]

Granted, you're now strapped into the same chair that homer simpson use to be. Welcome to Hell BtW.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMn0EFhjOFI

 

Emily wish For new torture device for ironic division.

[formel]

Granted for you that would probably a knaif sharpener and a blunt knaif that never gets sharp

 

 

I wish to find valuable things on the street like I can im many pc games.

[Emily]

OMG, that's so painful to grant.   But rule is a rule and We're all but devils.

 

...Emily, turned you into hobo.

 

Emily wish, more Faustian pact made VIA her so with enough mortal soul collected. She can become higher ranked devil.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and as desperation you'd also want to get your own soul. Now you're a higher ranked devil living in damnation.

 

I wish people won't go batshit when they see a lion entering the bus.

[Emily]

Granted, They are shout and cry like a nutter and crap their pants out loud instead.

 

Emily wish someone tranquilize the lion back to havana zoo where he belongs.

[nonusnomeni]

granted bzzzzzzzzzzzz done

 

i wish holiday

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium/mount-desert-island-paul-mangold.jpg

 

 

 

[formel]

Granted, you see that cave in the center on picture? Good, that will be your accommodation, it could happen that you have to stay there for a few years. Take some coals with you for some nice cave drawings

 

 

I wish tha Emily would stop talkingin my head, couldn't sleep very well last night due to all that prattling

[nonusnomeni]

granted she will whisper

 

i wish this beauty be mine only mine no umans allowed

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Desert-Island.jpg

 

[Fadzanatas]

granted oh look isn't that a french nuke in the sk.... BOOM

 

I wish I would never forget anything

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will not learn you will not forget

 

i wish for

http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tesco-white-chocolate-strawberries-2.jpg

 

[formel]

Granted

now excuse me i have to get my share of them befor you eat them all.

 

 

I wish for nice walking cane and a top hat.