Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted right after you lose job

 

i wish this stupid sunday shooo

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, wait for monday.

 

I wish for some french fries.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

i wish this wind stop is to noisy

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, cut all the trees in your area. If that doesn't work, ears are the one that needs cutting.

 

I wish long lasting batteries.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but

 

 

 

 

I wish for a free ticket to Soapland for unlimited time...

[Emily]

Granted, You're Life sentenced to serve bareback kristen prison.

 

Now arcueid is back, Emily wish Formel return her +10 vorpal knaif of slaying.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it turned into a +4 vorpal knife of blaming oneself.

 

I wish to laugh at the latest Waaagh-boss.

[formel]

 

Now arcueid is back, Emily wish Formel return her +10 vorpal knaif of slaying.

 

I still have that well errr Thulas was there a little optimistic, in a matter of fact after my failed attemp to get it +11 it droped down to +0 and now and also got a little rusty over time. So maybe you can use the knaif now to butter bread after you polished it but over usage I woulf not recomend.

____

 

Granted you can do that, but embrace yorself for a choppa in yer head.

 

 

I wish for an on shedule S-Bahn.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, whatever you meant with that, you'll be disappointed

 

I wish for more free time

[nonusnomeni]

granted solitary confinement on level -5 for next 50y

 

i wish for

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7223/img6035ss8.jpg

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can only smell them.

 

I wish for more cats in here.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

 

i wish for moar

http://cdn.coolinarika.net/image/c5b6af8afb1c0e014db5514c5d6be6dd_view_l.jpg?v=0

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, get the recipe and bake that yourself.

 

I wish for lasting sunny days.

[formel]

Granted, here have a ticket to the desert, in addition I give you a horse with no name....oops seems I forgott to supply you with water.

 

 

I wish for nanites.

 

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted my present to you

 

i wish for nice ship

[formel]

Granted

 

 

 

 

I'm sure it can also travel through space

 

 

I wish for more menthol crystals.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. They are in your spine making you very stiff.

 

I wish for a bottle of coca cola right about now.

[nonusnomeni]

granted pick one

http://www.ecochunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/coca-cola-empty-bottles.jpg

 

 

 

i wish for

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121026121009/fallout/fr/images/3/37/Nuka_cola_by_hockeygeek21-d33vw0r.png

 

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will be Nuka Cola Quantum, and you will grow a second tail due to the radiation.

 

I wish for some RAD-Away.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll have permanent radiation on you and must use daily those rad-aways.

 

I wish for an eyeglass

[formel]

Granted, well or less ask the not amused cat for it.

 

 

I wish for a litter and the required litter bearer.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you get a litter box and one stinky tabby who poops

 

 

 

i wish for death star

[nonusnomeni]

granted http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121206160461/powerlisting/images/6/6d/Supermassive_black_hole.jpeg

 

i wish for http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01377/hot_chocolate_1377519c.jpg nou

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it

 

 

 

 

I wish typhoon will descend on my former significant others parade this coming weekend... and I will listen to Duffy's musics on said days...

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, a typhoon of shit

 

 

i wish for a spaceball sequel