Corrupt A Wish

[Fadzanatas]

granted they are made from dark matter so damn heavy and invisible

 

 

I wish I wouldn't have my final exam on my birthday

[Ghost]

Granted, its one week before, so that you get it back on your birthday with an "F" or better "6".

I wish it wouldnt be a quarter to 9pm.

[Fadzanatas]

granted it's quarter to 4pm in New York  (at least I think so, not sure cause of winter time in good ol germany)

 

 

I wish there was a way to skip workday and go straight for the weekand

[Lodakai]

Granted, but you have to work on those weekends for regular pay.

 

I wish for a nice mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

[formel]

Granted sanwich with flesh of a very old and lean mutton.

 

 

I wish for a Twilight of the banks.

[nonusnomeni]

granted use this

https://ss.knok.ba/pics/l/0000/0001/8922/1319469472433.jpg

 

 

i wish for

http://wall.hr/cdn/uploads/2012/06/101061683knedle-s-marelicamajpg-1.jpg

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, noooooothing !!!!!!

Editing won't count

 

But fine to say I'm not a cruel towards you, granted you get plate after I eat those apricots. At least you can lick the remains

 

 

I wish the cat was smarter

[Fadzanatas]

granted, now he's smart enough to find you and do what ever goes through his mind to you

 

 

I wish for a pet Bat

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get a doll bat. Actually you can chose between that or baseball bat.

 

I wish Africa had better technology.

[Emily]

Granted, Now the US.Predator Drone are hovering on African Sky.

 

Emily wish *Predator missile is ready for Deployment.

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but someone sabotags the hitting target, and goes to a far beyond place

 

I wish christianity to fell into anonymity

[Emily]

Granted, You're now secretly Christian.

 

Emily wish the frozen apple so she may sleep forever with the rest of the white snow.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, first you have to eat a solid frozen apple that never gets warm and if by some miracles you manage that, you'd have to deal with hunger and thirst during the sleep

 

I wish to live and have a home of my own.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/assets_c/2008/12/box-house-thumb-400x300.jpg

 

 

i wish i wasn't found one more barrel of beer

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the barrel was a prize awarding one and you just lost 5000$.

 

I wish pizza delivery boys won't run away from me when I open the door... with the pizza as well.

[formel]

Granted they will stay as soon as they have a few big game hunters in their back.

 

 

I wish to be able to create and sustain an air bubble around me with a temperature of 22°C.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a big breeze of wind will ruin it, after several minutes.

 

I wish McDonalds workers wouldn't be afraid to ask me if I also want some salad along.

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

nope see why

 

i wish mcdonalds do not exist

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, there'll be one called McKarts instead, selling the same stuff.

 

I wish people stop wanting to take pictures with me in the street.

 

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted, they will get your picture in the circus

 

i wish to see rasta squiq on circus flor

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, after that I mangle and maul the performers. And the police puts the blame on YOU for wanting this.

 

I wish to hear the little guy's sentence

[nonusnomeni]

free of charge!!!

 

satisfied?

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, not a single thing.

 

I wish little guy would be wiser.

[nonusnomeni]

no way right now i got my eye on nargila

 

i wish nothing from you

[formel]

Granted you get nothing from him but from me some anthrax pathogens.

 

 

I wish to lull people to sleep with my voice