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Ashal

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Granted but it seems someone substituted the noodles with tapeworms.

 

 

I wish for a tunnel drilling machine to dig my secret escape tunnel.

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Granted, but if you continue to use it for more than 1 minute, the machine will go berserk and starts drilling your own personal tunnel.

 

I wish only my neighbors above me will hear music that I'll play at maximum volume so I can scare their useless babies into coma for running around all the fucking time. Stupid parents and their waste of cum.

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Granted, the stupid parents so mad ~ they waste their cum to make even more babies to annoy you every night now and then.

 

Emily wish To study the magical property within sperm goo.

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Granted, you'll have to receive many bukkake first so you can be be sure to have at least the proper amount to study. If not, then sorry, next time maybe.

 

I wish for combat knife to care of things.

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Granted, Emily Stab her Knaif between MikeMetal ribs. :wub:  That takes care of things.

 

Emily wish to dispose the body safely.

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Granted, Hmm.. Yes it's too good to be true. so Emily fought back and struggle with mikemetal inside a damp, cold grave. Stab him more, more and more. Then climbed back to civilization.

 

Emily wish to have a bath, blood and dirt doesn't sit well on her.

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Granted, after your bath, I'll revive and seek vengeance and is my turn to the stabbing. A little more backstabbing with my own "knife".

 

I wish I could pat Emily for entertaining me when I'm teribored.

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Granted, you'll make a lot more pennies from now on, up to an extra maximum of 2000 per day. Cya.

 

I wish this crappy phone will last more. I don't want to get rid of it.

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Granted it'll last forever, but being so crappy the battery will run out in 15 minutes :D

 

I wish for less dogs in the neighborhood.

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Granted, The university activist went out strike at nearby gov facility.

 

Emily wish for anti-depressan cuz her shop didn't sell very well today. (Crazy mc Nutter, Yesterday was such a  Boom.)

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Granted

 

 

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For the worship of demons the inquisition will start hunting you.

 

 

I wish physics that acually works.

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granted. emily strap you in front her car and drive us into high way. have pun! :D

 

 

emily wish to master 2000+ chinese character.

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Granted, you have now mastered 100 characters, but these 100 in 20 different chinese dialects.

 

 

I wish to get an entry ban for the USA.

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Granted. Wait, you wanted it for yourself, right? Sorry, already ate it.

 

I wish that the devil stops looking at me while I drink my coke.

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Granted, You must simply make faustian pact or wish, Speak to the devil. Then he will leave you alone.

 

Emily wish Thulas successfully bargained his soul to the devil. Thulas, read the small Prints. ~emily.

 

 

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