formel Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Granted but it seems someone substituted the noodles with tapeworms. I wish for a tunnel drilling machine to dig my secret escape tunnel.
MikeMetal Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, but if you continue to use it for more than 1 minute, the machine will go berserk and starts drilling your own personal tunnel. I wish only my neighbors above me will hear music that I'll play at maximum volume so I can scare their useless babies into coma for running around all the fucking time. Stupid parents and their waste of cum.
Emily Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, the stupid parents so mad ~ they waste their cum to make even more babies to annoy you every night now and then. Emily wish To study the magical property within sperm goo.
MikeMetal Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, you'll have to receive many bukkake first so you can be be sure to have at least the proper amount to study. If not, then sorry, next time maybe. I wish for combat knife to care of things.
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, Emily Stab her Knaif between MikeMetal ribs. That takes care of things. Emily wish to dispose the body safely.
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, I'm still alive and have strength to take you with me in a damp, cold grave. We'll rot forever dead I wish that wouldn't sound so good.
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, Hmm.. Yes it's too good to be true. so Emily fought back and struggle with mikemetal inside a damp, cold grave. Stab him more, more and more. Then climbed back to civilization. Emily wish to have a bath, blood and dirt doesn't sit well on her.
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, after your bath, I'll revive and seek vengeance and is my turn to the stabbing. A little more backstabbing with my own "knife". I wish I could pat Emily for entertaining me when I'm teribored.
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Not Granted. Emily Wish to make more money from her shop now. Bye.
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, you'll make a lot more pennies from now on, up to an extra maximum of 2000 per day. Cya. I wish this crappy phone will last more. I don't want to get rid of it.
Cloe Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted it'll last forever, but being so crappy the battery will run out in 15 minutes I wish for less dogs in the neighborhood.
Thulas Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, Marina will get more puppies; the rest will stay there though. I wish not to go to university today.
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, The university activist went out strike at nearby gov facility. Emily wish for anti-depressan cuz her shop didn't sell very well today. (Crazy mc Nutter, Yesterday was such a Boom.)
Thulas Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, but the anti-depressant will make you incredibly horny. Speaking of horny, I wish for a picutre of a daemonette.
formel Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Granted For the worship of demons the inquisition will start hunting you. I wish physics that acually works.
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 granted. emily strap you in front her car and drive us into high way. have pun! emily wish to master 2000+ chinese character.
formel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, you have now mastered 100 characters, but these 100 in 20 different chinese dialects. I wish to get an entry ban for the USA.
nonusnomeni Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 granted you are now chairman of socialist republic of germania i wish for http://www.slatkirecepti.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/princes_krafne.jpg
Thulas Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted. Wait, you wanted it for yourself, right? Sorry, already ate it. I wish that the devil stops looking at me while I drink my coke.
Emily Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, You must simply make faustian pact or wish, Speak to the devil. Then he will leave you alone. Emily wish Thulas successfully bargained his soul to the devil. Thulas, read the small Prints. ~emily.
Thulas Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, but I am unable to read that you wrote that I should read the small prints. I wish this to happen: http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/10/e219b73ff7_17398432.jpg
Lodakai Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted! It happened but, it happened to someone else. I wish I did not have insomnia!
formel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted meet the snake Kaa, which will cure you from it. I wish for a life-size portrait of me.
nonusnomeni Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 granted bus will splash you on the wall i wish http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/1880er_Malmsey_Madeira_Wine.jpg
formel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, a bottle filled with very old vinegar. Skol! I wish for a Darth Vader helmet.
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