Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, the sun will sink upon your home. Emily wish to able to communicate with plants.
formel Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, you will find that all of them want to tell you the story how they grew every single leaf. This stories are very very repetitiv and because plants are almost everywhere it is impossible to get away from it. I wish for a motorized cart.
Mephisto_VI Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 granted. the motor is so rusted it will never start else it will disintegrate into dust. I wish for all-consuming cosmic power.
RichterQ87 Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but it will kill you I wish for a holy muffin.
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, http://www.loverslab.com/user/86814-mumin He can be taught to be a holy man. Emily wish to master the language of the Orks! Waaaagh!
Thulas Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, because Orks are da biggezt and strongezt of dem all! Green wins! WHAAAAAAAGH!!!! I wish for Slaanesh's blessing.
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Grunted, U is no haz Cunt Auger, diz makes eldar choppa look like grots. WAAAGH!!! Emily wish Space hulk haz Control. So then dem can throttled!!
Thulas Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but every Space Hulk will be cleansed by the Adeptus Sororitas, so that no blasphemic thought, no witch and no xenos may survive in them. I wish for a female Komissar who is even more ruthless than her male counterparts. 1
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Grunted, But dem is feminist. Buzy bullied Komissar boyz in powa struggle to show dem whose Boss!. Emily wish her Mekk no longer haz 'Don't Press Dat!' Button, and haz moar shoota Den the rest of the boyz~!!! Yes! NOW!!!!
Thulas Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, he now gets a panzabike and chops his own arm off with his servo arm. I wish to be part of the First and Last Tanith!
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Grunted! Now Emily Sending Some boyz and Loose few Gargantz to celebrate. Prepare to WHAAAAaaghh~!!! Emily wish to for Dakka! dakka! dakka! THe orkz! Waagh!!!
Thulas Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but your Dakka needs more Bazookaaaz. Da Oaks are not smartzzz enough to uz dem though. I wish to be a Deamonette.
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Hrmm Dat be Tricky wish. But Grunted anyway! Emily sending sum PainBoyz & DokBoyz to giv yer some plastik surgery with squigz.. Har! har! har! Have Pun! Emily wish Thulas Open wide and say "AAAAAARRRRRgghhh~!".
formel Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 Granted the new Thulas Deamonette will say "AAAAAARRRRRgghhh~!" at the end of a Nemesis Force Weapon, but the Emily-Org needs also be cleansed..So children of the Emperor Attack!!! I wish for more Grey Knights in this batlle.
Emily Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 But. Oomans are all Pink and soft and No Green or Gray? They all at the same sizes too. Hrm. No matter, Orcs can clobber a lot. So Grunted!!! Emily wish Ooman are not too speeshful. it makes Waaagh!!! less challenging.
formel Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 speshful??? Granted, but better to call in the Ordo Xenos and the Deathwatch we have massic alien infestation at hand. I wish Inquistion fleet would finally arrive with exterminatus weapons on bord.
Emily Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Hurm, Grunted! Inquesion Fleet now Come. More Shoota salvage for Ork Boyz!! Greeted by Mob Furiouscharges! WAAaaagghhh~! Emily wish Travelin' in space on da hulk no boring! Orkz Need enter warp Nao!
Thulas Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but unfortunately the hulk you travel to already is infested by Slaanesh's little demons, and they (or "we" ) are not very pleased to see green skin. I wish to see some Dark Eldar getting screwed by a Necron Monolith.
formel Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but short after an Eldar Farseer forcasts that it is imperative to get you out of the way to stop a further spread of the Necron plague. So better start running I wish for the Emperors protection for fighting of incoming ork and chaos invasion.
Thulas Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but the false Imperator can't do anything because of Horus' attack, so you are screwed. I wish to spread Slaanesh' gift further to a few Sisters of Battle and form a new cult: The Adepta Blasphemica!
Emily Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Grunted, But Dem New witches be dumber than Gretchin. So Dey clean orkz traktor and Green Skin Trouser Snake. Hur! Hur! Hur! Emily's Clan demand of 1000 Shoota are by each time Orks visit or we send Big Big Big zoggin' thing at Yer world~!!
Thulas Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but have fun figuring out how the hell these demonic bolters work; or where you get the ammunition. I wish to corrupt a WAAAGH!-boss to make him work for the Chaos.
Emily Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 ORLY!? Orkz Great boss 'Tuska Da Daemon Killa' is already at Yer Base! Killing Dudes~! Fact is boss Said "told ya I know where da Best fightin' woz~!". Emily wish to expand Orks kunning and Kultur all over the Galaxy~!! SMASSH~! BURN~!! PILLAGE~!!! RAMPAGE!!! WAAAGGH~~!!!
Thulas Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but the Orcish expansion only works in a negative amount, it becomes smaller and smaller. I wish to lure the Imperial Guardsmen into an orcish ambush with the help of a sweet smell of lust and desire.
Rasta the Lion Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, pretend you're a criminal scum and they'll come at you in no time. Good luck handling 20 at once. I wish taxes to be reduced.
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