Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted, but first yoz need to get burned in lava.

 

I wish for a splashing experience.

[nonusnomeni]

granted stand by formel bus is ready

 

 

i wish i drive that bus

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will drive it into a tree even before you hit anything else.

 

I wish to be a cat-companion for nonu.

[nonusnomeni]

granted cat-companion who die in first 5min of movie

 

i wish

http://cdn.coolinarika.net/image/16c1de84071e86d0cb0d23003d4c5329_header.jpg?v=1
salty and tasty peanut crackers

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but their 4 months out of date

 

 

i wish for a loyal dog

[Thulas]

Granted, but I think your dog just turned out to be your daughter.

 

I wish for some muffins.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, shitake mushroom muffins

 

 

i wish for I am Legend

[Thulas]

Granted, but a Brütal Legend.

 

I wish for dem assets.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, assets from toiletries.cot inc

 

i wish for mjolnir

[Thulas]

Granted, but I think there just went a train to Asgard.

 

I wish for a neverending hallow's eve.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but you turn into a sewer rat

 

 

i wish for porn

[Thulas]

Granted, but it is Guro.

 

I wish for this:

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted but it happens to two other succibi not you

 

 

i wish for someone to eat me out

[Thulas]

Granted, you have a toy to ask.

 

I wish to eat nothing today.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you eat nothing and remark how unfilling it is

 

 

i wish for a new dress

[Thulas]

Granted, you need to buy it yourself though.

 

I wish for more posts.

[nonusnomeni]

NOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

i wish thulas university make hard pressure on him ergo no free time no posts...

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted!

 

 

i wish for 1K more posts

[nonusnomeni]

granted no sleep for next two weeks

 

i wish i can laugh

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your laugh is that of a hyena's

 

i wish for more

[nonusnomeni]

ya get

 

me too

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted

 

 

i wish for saints row 80K

[Thulas]

Granted, but you first need to become more dominant.

 

I wish for Slave Maker 4.

[nonusnomeni]

granted now you are slave for 4 masters

 

i wish fish

and sticks

[Thulas]

Granted, but Emily has them. Go and ask her.

 

I wish that nonus last corrupted wish actualy would be true.