Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted some day after sunday

 

i wish to confiscate all waffles 5000km around thulas

[formel]

Granted but to make sure he never gets them you have to eat them all. Ohh and I should mention I also live in this 5000 km radius so I  will extra make waffels for ypou to confiscate (and eat) with some special ingredients like arsenic, strychnine, Tetrodotoxin etc (I have there a huge selection)

 

 

As this will happen anyway after nonusnomeni eat all the waffles:

 

I wish for some realy good cover.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here's a cover.

 

 

 

 

I wish I can find people to put their heads into my mouth... mmmmm.

[Emily]

Granted, You now have cone of happiness breath weapon and line of minty compulsion as secondary breath weapon.

 

Emily wish for American style 'fuck yeah' moment.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, fuck yeah to the gap

 

 

 

i wish for anarchy

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will be raped tortured and buried alive and police won't do anything

 

i wish for

http://tortekolaci.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Ceski-kolac.jpg

 

[TiredGerman]

Granted. It has laxatives in it.

 

I wish for my beard to have a nice consistent black hairtone.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have to shave now.

 

I wish for a hairmod for Skyrim that incudes really long hairstyles.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You just have to make them yourself.

 

I wish for a better understanding of social cues and norms.

[Thulas]

Granted, but  you need to learn from the old hags here on LL.

 

I wish to find time to eat my Sushi.

[TiredGerman]

Granted now you don't have time for anything else.

 

I wish for my Mac to run all the games on my wish list.

[Thulas]

Granted, but Mac gets defiled by Windows. Actually not defiled, it gets improved.

 

I wish for 5 pounds of pounds.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a bank will loan you and you have to return 10 times the amount before tomorrow.

 

I wish I'd be asked if I want some salad to a menu too. They don't ask me by themselves...

[Thulas]

Granted, but you won't get a ganja-salad. Ever.

 

I wish for roasted cat.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here's the grill now go ask the little guy if he wants to be roasted.

 

I wish for non-ganja salad. And hurry up otherwise no tip.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the salad has some snails in it.

 

I wish for...a tiny litte amount of fur.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can use your cat ears for that little amount.

 

I wish somebody would bring me another salad. I won't pay for this.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately you'll have to give me something as reward.

 

I wish for a pet that hunts some zebras for me.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, not before I finish my meal.

 

I wish I can do that in peace.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will have to deal with some cuddles from behind.

 

I wish for a fork so you can eat faster.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I'll ju... wait there is more food ? Nice !

 

I wish I can eat in peace some more.

[Thulas]

Granted...stupid cat...

 

I wish to be cuddled. Or for someone to use my whip on.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you're in some stables. Now put the whip to good use.

 

I wish LL would have less erros.

[Thulas]

Can't be granted, sorry.

 

I wish the same though.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, it'll only have 502 errors for you and not for the rest.

 

I wish people won't go crazy when I enter the bus.