Corrupt A Wish

[kofman77]

 

 

i wish for a spaceball sequel

 

Granted and it's being produced, written, and directed by Uwe Boll.

 

As for my wish, I wish for the end of censorship in Japanese porn.

[nonusnomeni]

granted no censorship no shaving

 

i wish for what

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted you now have a barrel of What, laced with Why

 

 

i wish for when

[nonusnomeni]

granted will get in no time

 

i wish to be "normal"

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied, for as long as you are here you shall never be normal

 

 

i wish for a new royal jester

[nonusnomeni]

granted thuuuuuuuuuulaaaaaaaas!!!!! come here

 

i wish to know why to much beer make me headache

[EllieSuraCremisi]

cause of kitty hangovers

 

 

 

i wish for a new court advisor

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the advisor will be a mute with no hands.

 

I wish to hear his opinions.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, i throw him at you

 

 

i wish for a new new court advisor

[Emily]

Granted two incubus.

 

Emily wish to to learn safe necromancy.

[Thulas]

Granted, but due to a spelling mistake (incubi) you get "neromancy".

What ever that is.

 

I wish to know the difference between safe and terror.

[nonusnomeni]

easy granted you far away from me safe you close to me terror

 

i wish

http://s6.mojalbum.com/17373166_17550416_19601908/proljece-2012/saumrole.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but you only will get them if you let sourself get petted; and then you have to watch me eating them myself.

 

I wish to be closer to nonu.

[Emily]

Granted, You're now polymorphed into a Rodent.   Have Pun!

 

Emily wish for irresistible mouse trap.

 

[formel]

Granted...it seems by granting this wish I transformed you into a mouse.

 

 

I wish for a lava pit for heating purpose.

[Emily]

Granted, You're now thrown into an active volcano. Have fun!

 

Emily wish for Removable Flower Tattoo.

[Thulas]

Granted. Oh, wait, you didn't wanted a tower tatoo, right? My fault.

 

I wish to see the rabbit from Silent Hill to get rabbies.

[Emily]

Granted, they all know have rabies and suddenly your home town start to get misty.

 

Emily wish human doesn't have social contract in modern life.

 

 

[Gepardus]

Granted, contracts renamed to agreements.

Wish to have katana.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get a drawning with one.

 

I wish to hear better.

[Emily]

Granted, You're now Bald, rasta. Bald.

 

Emily wish to possess the ability of shapechanger.

[nonusnomeni]

granted here is your new look

http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-fatest-woman-in-the-world21.jpg

 

 

i wish for a lot of these

http://inserbia.info/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Renegade_X_Nuclear_Missile_by_Richbk.jpg

 

[Emily]

Granted, Launching them all at your location.  

 

*NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

 

Emily wish, That Cat hide to the nearby vault already.

[Gepardus]

Granted, but you are there too

Wish that winter doesnt come this year.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it'll come on 1st january 2014, instead.

 

I wish I don't have to live more than 1 second past 80 years.