Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, someone is called nobody and he doesn't have to sleep anymore.

 

I wish we were all called nobody.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, We're the nobodies, but we aren't pretty...

 

I wish people speak only the truth like that !

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but everyone turns into an insensitive bastard

 

I wish my classes weren't overworking me right now

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I mentioned why in another thread

 

I wish I knew how people managed to keep up with social media

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they really don't

 

I wish people didn't share everything on social media

[Guest]

Granted but now they email/txt you direct.

 

I wish for nice weather for halloween

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it will be a dark and stormy night, perfect for Halloween.

 

I wish for a nice peaceful weekend, instead of one spent at children's parties.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go on a trip

 

I wish for good luck in the Bio midterms

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you will have the best of luck, just remember, the more you study the luckier you are.

 

 

I wish the ants would find somewhere else to eat, my room is not a canteen

[protocolk]

granted, they now are preparing a military campaign to conquer your kitchen ant take all your food.

 

How milicent will defend his food from the little raiders?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish Protocol remembered the thread format

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Protocol doesn't follow protocol

 

I wish I'd woken up when my alarm went off, instead of 2 hours later

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your alarm was set two hours later

 

I wish my haircut was more imminent 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you missed it, now you need to reschedule.

 

I wish I didn't need a hair cut, but I'm starting to look like dagwood around the ears

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied cause I looked it up and still didn't get a good idea of what that is

 

I wish for better audio quality in TV series

[Millicent Bystander]

granted all tv series now come with 7.1 dolby digital surround sound, but don't play unless you pay more for the show

 

Denied cause I looked it up and still didn't get a good idea of what that is

 

the tufts of hair that stick out above the ears, they can't decide if they are sideburns or hair and look very messy

 

I wish Microsoft's products weren't so buggy

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now they're nonexistent 

 

I wish candy wasn't so unhealthy

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, healthy candy tastes shit

 

I wish I had an apple tree in my yard

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy the free birds

 

I wish birds didn't eat my fruit

[Laura]

Denied, birds like your bird fruit.

 

I wish i could forget things on command.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you're never on command

 

I wish people understood software sometimes freezes for no discernible reason

[Laura]

Granted, but whenever they do something wrong it is the programs fault.

 

I wish people could take responsibility.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but their uncles die

 

I wish rice was tastier

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, try Rice Crispies, they are pretty flavourful.

 

I wish the weather would figure itself out, cold in the morning hot in the afternoon

[Content Consumer]

Granted. -273.15°C in the morning, +5,600°C in the afternoon.

 

I wish it were the weekend already.