Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Pajamas are the most comfortable things ever

 

Granted, it's because you like sleeping with your junk out

 

I wish for good drawing skills 

[Millicent Bystander]

with great practice comes good drawing skill, or so people keep telling me.

 

 

 

Granted, it's because you like sleeping with your junk out

 

more because it is eff'ing hot here in summer and our houses are not designed for efficiently distributing heat, therefore nekkid is the most comfortable way to sleep, at least until I get an air-conditioner installed

 

 

I wish I already had an air-conditioner installed

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I can actually draw semi-decently. Colouring is what kills me.

 

Granted, enjoy your new expenses

 

I wish for a new toothbrush  

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but it falls in the toilet bowl

 

I wish I had money for a solar installation for my new air-con.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy the hip-work!

 

I wish DnD books weren't so expensive

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, there is a guy I know in an alley near you, his price is cheap, or is it

 

I wish I'd put more points into whichever attribute allows you to shoot the mini gun accurately

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now we're talking Shadowrun 

 

I wish so called friends weren't assholes 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, everyone has an asshole friend. and if anyone reads this and thinks but none of my friends are assholes, then I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's you.

 

I wish I saw my friends more often

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just make plans more often

 

I wish we could all be nicer to each other 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, if we did there would be world peace, things like global warming would probably get solved, cancer might be cured.

 

I wish I didn't need to work to earn money.

[seelenoede]

Granted if you live in Finland.

 

I wish I wouldn't be that good at procrastination.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just do it later

 

I wish the so called prisoner left the gulag already

[seelenoede]

Granted, after I change my signature... later

 

I wish I had a script that would do it for me.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just write it

 

I wish we didn't need gulags

[Guest]

Granted. but your Skyrim playing will be way worst.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't started moderating the official LL chat. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now all your moderating powers belong to . . . little timmy, over by the corner

 

I wish I had time to visit that chat, I'm already in it

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you didn't really need to sleep today anyway

 

I wish I had some Eidar cheese,

[seelenoede]

Granted, welcome to the trap

 

I wish someone would do grocery shopping for me.

[Guest]

Granted but they buy the wrong items and charge you double.

 

I wish I had another bacon sandwich

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but it's macon

 

I wish I knew what Ghosty was planning in the naughty corner

[seelenoede]

Granted and you will like it

 

I wish that this Nazi location in front of my house would disappear

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I have visions of a bunch of SS building housed out of corrugated iron.

Location is one of the terms used to describe informal settlement or township, loads of poor people with no real homes

 

I wish we didn't have so many locations in South Africa.

[seelenoede]

It is more like a pub but considering this whole town is kinda infected with this menace.

 

But back to your wish:

Denied, if I can't get rid of these Nazis then you can't get rid of these locations

 

I wish could finally forget this awful pun I have in my head since yesterday.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, you can only forget it if you share it.

 

I wish it weren't so late, I haven't fixed skyrim and need sleep

 

[seelenoede]

 

What do you get if you shoot a ghoul with a shotgun? Ghoulash.

 

 

Denied, we don't want a time paradox.

 

I wish nobody would need to sleep.