Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you stay for dinner

 

I wish my computer had better battery saving 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, every time you look away your laptop steals batteries out of things like remote controls

 

I wish I didn't doubt my ability to get the message across

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, that's always an issue with message boards

 

I wish I hadn't woken up with sore legs 

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, now your legs are fine, but some other body parts are worse than sore...

 

I wish Leery will keep that title "Ghosties Cherry" forever... I love it...

And next poster, don't say "he's going to change it soon or something" be creative...

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied. I was actually thinking of changing it because someone locked me in the naughty corner

 

I wish people would think for themselves some times.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, I think about me & I love me !

 

I wish I can end this lonely life very soon... I had enough with it...

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, we are all doomed to suffer alone

 

I wish we could be undoomed

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're damned

 

I wish my grandpa wasn't going to kick the bucket. Fuck.

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, everyone's time will come, think of all the good times, it's what helped me through the loss of my Grandma

 

I wish I was better at comforting people

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, we all suck at it. 

 

I wish people read the entire email when I write them. 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but on condition that they do the same for me

 

I wish people would try thinking a little before asking me for help with their problems

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, they find it easier to dump their problems on others 

 

I wish people could store more information 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, people can store all the information, however the retrieval system is still flawed

 

I wish I had time to play all the games I own

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but your wallet sees the effects of your new job

 

I wish Roll20 worked slightly better

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you can only play a kleptomaniac, hypochondriac, half giant, named Smoog.

 

I wish I'd found somewhere to get my brakes and shocks done this morning.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

granted, but you can only play a kleptomaniac, hypochondriac, half giant, named Smoog. Don't think that would work too well with my elven characters 

 

I wish I'd found somewhere to get my brakes and shocks done this morning.

Granted, but you got overcharged

 

I wish my phone wasn't slowly dying 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it now explodes much like a Galaxy Note 7

 

I wish Aethy didn't end up looking like twoface

 

 

 

 

granted, but you can only play a kleptomaniac, hypochondriac, half giant, named Smoog. Don't think that would work too well with my elven characters 

 

I wish I'd found somewhere to get my brakes and shocks done this morning.

Granted, but you got overcharged

 

I wish my phone wasn't slowly dying 

 

but the half-giant is half-elf

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, cause I'm still beautiful  

 

I wish I knew what to cook for the week  

 

 

 

 

 

 

but the half-giant is half-elf

 

But not a high elf and I'm a magic user!

 

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted - http://ramenrecipe.blogspot.co.za/

 

on a more serious note, pretty much all my meals come out of a series of books called "Eating for Sustained Energy" by Gabi Steenkamp

 

I wish I'd varnished my bookshelf table so I could tidy up my room.

 

 

 

But not a high elf and I'm a magic user!

but he is, because of his totally legal weed prescription for one of his many aliments

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I liked this site, actually http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/

 

Granted, now it's my bookshelf table 

 

I wish Leeroy didn't take himself too seriously 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, Leeroy likes taking himself places

 

ooh I like that one, it's getting bookmarked.

 

I wish I wasn't so damn tired, I mean 9 hours of sleep last night and I'm still tired

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're being kept awake by the demon possesing you

 

I wish Leeroy has fun with the demon/demoness

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, in the Dwarf Fortress sense of FUN.

 

I wish the next comment wouldn't be something along the lines of not knowing what Dwarf Fortress is.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I have some knowledge of it, but haven't played it

 

I wish for more pajamas

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, you should sleep in the buff, I do

 

I wish I knew why I just said that