Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they've upgraded to Quantum Entanglement Connections

 

I wish to teleport this apple to Millicent 

[Laura]

Granted, you can ask the General Assistance Group for help.

 

I wish i posted here more often.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, time to do it!

 

I wish I had some blueberry muffins

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they also include chocolate

 

I wish for chocolate covered raisins 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, although sorry I ate them already, but they were good.

 

I wish I knew why the medical symbol had a snake on it.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

*were, by the stars mate, please

 

Granted, it's because " These representations feature the two snakes atop the staff (or rod), crossed to create a circle with the heads of the snakes resembling horns. This old graphic form, with an additional crossbar to the staff, seems to have provided the basis for the graphical sign of Mercury (☿) used in Greek astrology from Late Antiquity." In Wikipedia. 

 

I wish people looked up their queries

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, it far more fun to not RTFM

 

I wish I could go back in time and change the English language so I'm right and Aethy is wrong.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you illiterate twat

 

I wish people RTFM

[Seducing Monkey]

Granted, manuals are not clear enough

 

I wish for better wishes

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you just have to wish them

 

I wish for more stable modding tools for games

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you don't know how to use them

 

I wish I knew how a freshly pressed suit could survive 200 years and still look brand new in FO4

[ThatSeasonsGal]

The Dwemer

 

I wish I knew why it's always the Dwemer

[Laura]

Granted, they are easy to blame.

 

I wish i had more time for things.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have less time for THE things

 

I wish Loko got his gags

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but he won't be able to speak anymore, and it's gonna disappear if he restarts to answer

 

I wish I had more beers

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're watery beers

 

I wish the Niners had better pass coverage :/

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, the now wear full body gimp suits

 

 

I wish I'd stopped playing Fallout earlier to take part in this awesome post fest

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it wasn't that great

 

I wish we had post fests that spanned pages 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, we're not dedicated enough.

 

I wish it had rained more today.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just move in with the Owl

 

I wish the owl was a bit more active 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, he's been jogging.

 

I wish I was warmer

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, grab a blanket

 

I wish for a nice bath 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you have one of those old fashion ones with ball and claw feet

 

I wish I had a chocolate

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's spicy chocolate

 

I wish for gummy bears

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but it's tofu flavour.

 

I wish I could try spicy chocolate