Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's likely not what you'd expect

 

I wish genies granted 4 wishes

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they still all end up twisted.

 

I wish I'd bought a new subscription to slipshine, I see space sex squad is starting up again

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but the price went up

 

I wish I didn't need to do SAT practices so much 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you now need to do sit practices, or you will fall over randomly

 

I wish to see American Gods, it sounds like it is going to be awesome

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but no one else watches it

 

I wish for better luck in the dice rolls

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, here are a set of dice, slightly weighted in your favour, however, every time you roll them you pee a little.

 

 

I wish I had some fashion sense

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go with the classics

 

I wish I had better looking footwear

[protocolk]

granted, but youre broke now.

 

I wish wish everything goes ok with this girl at my class.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, she'll be fine

 

I wish it had snowed today

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go up to the North Pole

 

I wish for the Eagles to lose

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the eagles have landed

 

I wish I didn't have to wait another week for the next episode of Mob Psycho 100

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you now don't have to wait at all cause it's been cancelled 

 

I wish for better headphones 

[Guest]

Granted you are now the proud owner of some iphone7 earphones but not the phone.

 

I wish for a dragon.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it turns out you're allergic

 

I wish I could book a flight to the ISS on a spacex rocket.

[Seducing Monkey]

Granted, but it explodes before launch

 

I wish for this wish to be denied

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Paradoxically Denied, this wish is now Granted

 

I wish for no more paradox wishes 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I wish Paradox would release the new Stellaris update already

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish Leeroy remembered to wish 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, I did wish, my wish was a paradox wish used to deny your wish

 

I wish Aethy would realise when I was using my smarts

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you're not smart

 

I wish Leeroy was smarter

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, that would involve a willingness too actually read something educational.

 

I wish I could just hit myself in the head with a textbook to learn all the knowledge held within

[Dyschromie]

Granted, you'll learn, then forget it, and after that, your head will hurt !

 

I wish I could stop having Black Betty in the head right now

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, how about ding dong song instead

 

I wish I'd never been shown that song all those years ago

[Dyschromie]

Granted, nobody showed it to you, but you listened it, anyway!

 

I wish that the next Berserk chapter would come next month and not next year... (Crying bloody tears...  )

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the author/developer gave up on it, it will never happen hahahahahahaha

 

I wish I had somewhere to be tonight