Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just eat more

 

I wish @Comrade SnowOwl would specify which genre he wants to read . . .

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, only the finest quality Communist Propaganda

 

I wish I'd made an appointment to see the doctor, I must be the worlds worst hypochondriac.

 

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, come see me then, I can heal you gooooooooood, for a fair price of course...

 

I wish Leeroy would really come to me, to get fixed !

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, I don't like the way you said fixed.

 

I wish my avatar wouldn't keep reverting back to the previous one

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it's a fickle thing

 

I wish the new Star Trek movie is good

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, I guarantee you there will be someone out there who enjoys it.

 

I wish next week will be peaceful

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted

 

I wish Mexico does even better this year in the paralympics 

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but I won't make any joke for disabled people, that's YOUR deception

 

I wish to find something good to eat tonight...

[Laura]

Granted, eat the meat of your enemies.

 

I wish you wouldn't.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, bought something to eat at home

 

I wish I could just clean all my thoughts

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just swallow a jug of bleach.

 

I wish my head didn't hurt so much right now, it's like I was out drinking all night.

 

 

 

Granted

 

I wish Mexico does even better this year in the paralympics 

Oscar is still in jail so at least you have a chance in the running.

 

 

 

[Laura]

Denied, you did go drinking last night.

 

I wish more people would try a gag.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but not all of them like it

I wish I didn't live in such a conservative country.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you're now in 19th Century France

 

I wish my wallet wasn't feeling so light

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, somehow someone put a rock in it

 

I wish I had Aethy's money

[Laura]

Granted, you receive about 10 dollars.

 

I wish wishes could come true.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you receive about 10 dollars. I have like . . .  100 dollars assorted currencies included. 

 

I wish wishes could come true.

Granted, but that includes every wish in this thread

 

I wish we could get rid of our idiot wishes

[tacomarine]

 

Granted, you receive about 10 dollars. I have like . . .  100 dollars assorted currencies included. 

 

I wish wishes could come true.

Granted, but that includes every wish in this thread

 

I wish we could get rid of our idiot wishes

 

 

granted, now the world has stooped to thinking they were smart

 

I wish I had the motivation to mod again...

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just load up something you enjoy to get in the mood

 

I wish we didn't have mosquitoes 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, they are a vital part of the disease distribution chain.

 

I wish I'd actually woken up when my alarm went off.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it went off at 3AM

 

I wish I had slept better 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, you slept like I usually do, wake up after exactly 1 hour and 30 minutes feeling like someone punched you in the spine.

 

I wish December shutdown was already here.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish I knew what that was

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, The Company I work for shuts down for a month over december, everyone gets leave then.

 

I wish those two girls in my signature would come visit me

[protocolk]

granted, youre banished to the wasteland.

 

I wish the app Im making with my friend becomes a hit.