Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted your boss lets you play stellaris in return for sexual favours.

 

I wish Leeroy had a better looking boss

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, I could never be that lucky.

you're half right though, I did get to play Savage land, but only cos my boss wanted someone to play it with.

 

I wish we had hired that hot smart lady as our new IT Technician

[Guest]

granted, you guys get a futa

 

i wish summer never ended

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy the heat

 

I wish I could enable Ironman mode on Stellaris (goddammit Steam)

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, just do it before you start the game

 

I wish Stellaris didn't get so slow in the endgame.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, just play with others

 

I wish that worked but I get some bull about Steam Cloud (which I do have enabled)

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, sounds suspicious, I've managed to enable it without using steam cloud, or maybe it needs steamcloud for ironman mode and that's why it works for me

 

I wish people would think things through before implementing stuff that requires you to subscribe to stuff you don't want to.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, that would imply devs actually fixing all their shit

 

I wish for a good non-hyped game

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just lower your standards that define good.

 

I wish I was better at explaining things.

[Guest]

granted youre now a teacher

 

i wish i was smothered to 

death by boobies!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted a flock of blue footed boobys land on you

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I hadn't had that mid morning nap.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish I had slept earlier than 4AM

[Guest]

denied you slept at 4:00pm

 

i wish i didnt smash my balls

everytime i tried to sleep naked

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, sleep clothed

 

I wish autocorrect worked better

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it now uses a telepathic link and writes what you where thinking instead of what you where saying.

 

I wish I had better social skills

[Guest]

granted Charisma 10, Casanova

 

i wish i knew why leeroy wants better

social skills 

at school my English1C teacher gave us

an article that spoke and quoted a study that

said reading Literary Fiction such as Anton Chekov

or Jack London improves social skills, it can be

used as primer for socializing. basically it buffs

your empathy, emotional intelligence, and social perception.

I have PDF collections of Anton Chekov's works

 that i do not mind sharing with friends, if you want them.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's because his beard scares people

 

I wish I knew what those books were about

[Millicent Bystander]

granted,  Realism and Naturalism is what Wikipedia says

 

 

I wish I I hadn't spent the whole morning sleeping when I should have been playing Tharsis.

 

 

 

 

granted Charisma 10, Casanova

 

i wish i knew why leeroy wants better

social skills 

at school my English1C teacher gave us

an article that spoke and quoted a study that

said reading Literary Fiction such as Anton Chekov

or Jack London improves social skills, it can be

used as primer for socializing. basically it buffs

your empathy, emotional intelligence, and social perception.

I have PDF collections of Anton Chekov's works

 that i do not mind sharing with friends, if you want them.

I have a job that requires interacting with people, something I used to be able to do, but for some reason no longer can do.

not sure about the books, if you recommend a good starting point I'll try reading one of them.

 

 

 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied. Overslept is overslept!

 

I wish the mantle I ordered wasn't too small!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's too big now.

 

I wish I'd done some work today instead of playing savage lands.

[Laura]

Denied, savage lands is your life now.

 

I wish i knew what made those lands so savage.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's the title

 

I wish I had that installed

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's not big and it came with that humble bundle.

 

it's fun, kinda similar to rust, the monsters difficulty curve is kinda scary though.

Island one you kick things ass one hit. take a short walk over a bridge to island 2, death and destruction in seconds.

 

I wish winter hadn't hit back with a vengeance this morning.

[Guest]

granted but your breakfast

hits you with explosive diarrhea

 

i wish i was 12

 

[Guest]

granted your now 12stone 12pound 12ounces

 

I wish for eternal health, wealth and happiness.