Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, they're italian

 

I wish People had better spicyness tolerance

[Guest]

granted but now you have -7 spicy tolerance

 

i wish i had a genie

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they fuck up all your wishes

 

I wish I could sleep

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, a herd of sheep bash through your window, jump over your bed and out your door, count them quick

 

I wish I'd had a slightly less hectic monday.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, I had 2 extra hours of classes today and it sucks

 

I wish for less bullshitty assignments 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, that would mean someone was actually interested in teaching you something useful.

 

I wish I'd thought of a wish before replying to this

[Guest]

Denied.

 

I wish for a lazy day by a pool.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but some burly guys keep hitting you with their cue's when you get in the way of their shot.

 

I wish my graphics card fan wouldn't scream whenever I play Stellaris

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, my mac's graphics card doesn't make much noise running it

 

I wish Leeroy had a more silent computer

[Millicent Bystander]

soon to be granted, I'm going to strip it all this weekend and clean it out, I think there is dust clogging the flow.

 

I wish I didn't keep running out of Data at the end of the month.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, use wi-fi

 

I wish people didn't have their data on all the time 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, use wi-fi

 

I wish people didn't have their data on all the time 

 

I get what you're saying, but my home connection is LTE so if my data is not on all the time I have no internet

 

I wish Fibre to the Home was rolling out faster in SA

[Guest]

Granted you now have a very long line of wool connected to your house.

 

I wish the wool is fibrous enough for Millicent.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, a cat followed the line of wool and now I'm trapped

 

I wish someone would get rid of this cat for me

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I ate it

 

I wish It hadn't been so tiny

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's mother and father and 3 siblings come along

 

I wish to know what happens next

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I eat them 

 

I wish they were tastier 

[Guest]

granted but you become what you eat

 

i wish i wasnt the only non-furry on this page

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you've been transformed into an orangutang, the banana stays though.

 

I wish I hadn't had to cut short my game of Hentai High this afternoon because of underage kids showing up.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, there's always kids around

 

I wish I had a nice sci-fi rpg based on adventure

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, there's always kids around

only when my brother/sister are too busy to look after their own offspring, it's one of the downsides of living with my parents

 

I wish I had a nice sci-fi rpg based on adventure

Granted, I would love one as well.

 

I wish my President would stop screwing up our currency

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, that's bound to happen anyway

 

I wish the world had better leaders 

[Guest ...failure]

 

I wish the world had better leaders 

 

Granted, like ME

 

I like to have dinner at your place... or maybe eat you instead...

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Hurr Durr, sexual innuendo joke here

 

Granted, but only cause I cook awesome

 

I wish I had more time to cook

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, I'll teach you how to cook your-self properly !

 

Can I really cook you, can I, can I, please ?