Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

granted you are now Golum from lotr

 

i wish i knew why Owl is Bestiality God

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, owl show's you in intimate detail, with you as the subject.

 

I wish I didn't know

[Guest]

denied you and owl now share

your deepest darkest fuckin secrets

with eachother

 

i wish i had an arrow in the knee

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it goes through the top of your ear

 

I wish I had a masseuse on call.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just pay up

 

I wish for a decent time frame for projects

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, someone made you a photo frame that looks like a clock, it's nice.

 

I wish I didn't keep misspelling the same words

[Guest]

granted but youre now

afflicted by alzheimers

 

i wish my farts smelled like 

roses and sounded like

angels singing

[Guest]

granted you are now Golum from lotr

 

i wish i knew why Owl is Bestiality God

I wished to be a god once and that was what was granted lol

 

granted but youre now

afflicted by alzheimers

 

i wish my farts smelled like 

roses and sounded like

angels singing

Granted but you can no longer leave homw with out reporters and fans following you around, hoping to hear the angelic singing.

 

I wish for a cheesecake.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but for some reason it smells like roses.

 

I wish I hadn't spent 2 hours troubleshooting a printer problem on a windows 10 machine today

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you spent 4 hours doing it

 

I wish troubleshooting was faster

[Guest]

Granted just soot the troublemaker.

 

I wish everything was easier.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you where born into an upper-class wealthy family, you have an army of servants who cater to your every whim, but tomorrow the revolution starts and yours will be one of the first heads to roll off the guillotine.

 

I wish I were on holiday right now, in another country.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but your grammar still sucks

 

I wish Leeroy checked his posts

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but Leeroy doesn't speak American English.

 

I wish Aethy would be a little more specific about the post in question

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Sure, you said where as in location instead of were as in to be here:

 

granted you where born into an upper-class wealthy family, you have an army of servants who cater to your every whim, but tomorrow the revolution starts and yours will be one of the first heads to roll off the guillotine.

 

I wish I where on holiday right now, in another country.

I wish Leeroy didn't expect me to talk Brit english 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but if you say Ya instead of yes then you'll be talking ZA English which is much more fun.

or listen to some Die Antwoord and try talking like that

 

I wish I wouldn't always screw up the same words every damn time.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you screw up other words

 

I wish old series were easy to remember 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they suck

 

I wish the weekend was 3 days

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now the week is 10 days

 

I wish I hadn't gotten a needle poked in me

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, needles are not bad for you

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much cake today

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're eating too much cake tomorrow

 

I wish I had a better phone

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you now have the latest model to be released in Japan, but it is only available in Japanese.

 

I wish I hadn't checked LL before going to play skyrim, now I'm stuck here

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you time travel to past and found out that you never was a member of LL

 

I wish I can walk around naked in public

[Guest]

granted--you get the shit raped out of you

 

i wish Lokomootje posted ballgag pics

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you time travel to past and found out that you never was a member of LL

 

I wish I can walk around naked in public

oh you can, I know in Germany there are certain towns where they tend to film those public nudity porn movies where you can totally do it(you may need a permit, not sure).

otherwise Have fun here

 

granted--you get the shit raped out of you

 

i wish Lokomootje posted ballgag pics

as do we all.

 

I wish Ferrari would get their act together in F1, I think currently they are their own worst enemy