Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it turns out Nintendo own similar IP and they hit you with a lawsuit

 

I wish I had some nuka cola to go with these two hot girls and the wasteland

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, I can't see the girls cause imgur ban

 

I wish I hadn't gotten involved in an incest debate in philosophy class . . . 'Twas awkward

[protocolk]

granted, theres no debate just you fucking your grandma.

 

I wish I dont sleep tomorrow at class.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you don't sleep at all

 

I wish the Niners win this game 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they all get shot in the knee by the opposition

 

I wish I knew who the Niners where and what the game was

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's the San Franciso 49ers going against the Los Angeles Rams. Currently 14-0

 

I wish we kick their asses

[Guest]

Granted but the result is nulified on a technicality

 

I wish i knew what technicality

[protocolk]

Its against the rules to sodomize the other team into submission so they give up the game.

I wish girls at my class at college were more direct regarding interest ( I may have an possible mate).

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but they're not gentle anymore

 

I wish to simply have more fun these days..

(sorry damn fucking phone)

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, everyone would have more fun if there where such a thing as a fucking phone

 

I wish I had already finished downloading Fallout 4 so I could play it

[Laura]

Granted, it is probably done by now.

 

I wish i enjoyed Fallout 4 more.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, I can't even play it

 

I wish I had some sugar

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, everything is now sugar coated

 

Granted, it is probably done by now.

 

I wish i enjoyed Fallout 4 more.

not quite, took another 4 hours to download.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work today, I want to play

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, Pleasure comes later

 

I wish for more sweet music

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I had the perfect ad jingle for you but it's been taken off of youtube.

 

I wish for a million wishes

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but none of them will come true

 

I wish we had some flour and eggs

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have sunflowers and spider eggs

 

I wish it were already tomorrow afternoon so I could spend the weekend killing raiders.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

*were

 

Granted, but the raiders are the ones doing the killing

 

I wish my mac had a better processor 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it now has a food processor.

 

thanks I fixed it

 

I wish I wouldn't keep replying to this thread without a wish in mind.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, none of us really have a wish in mind

 

I wish for tasty salad

[Millicent Bystander]

granted it is a marshmallow and nougat salad with a mint chocolate sauce.

 

I wish Teleportation was a thing.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you accidentaly teleport into the middle of the Atlantic

 

I wish Teleportation was more accurate

[Millicent Bystander]

granted now most of you transports to 3 meters left of the middle of the atlantic

 

I wish Teleportation was safer and even more accurate

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you teleported into a deserted island 50 metres south of the middle of the Atlantic 

 

I wish we had two-way teleportation portals

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, no strings attached

 

I wish our two way portals didn't need string to work