Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

No

 

I wish Ghost wasn't a Cannibal

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, I'm not a Cannibal, I'm just like to eat bird, bird you !

 

So, is this happening or what ?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you didn't wish for anything

 

I wish for easier to clean pans

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a complete collection of paper pots, use once and throw away

 

I wish the Paper pots had passed QA.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only cause of vegans

 

I wish people didn't bitch so much about music tastes

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, people hate it when you don't like what they like, they want to destroy you and all you listen to.

 

I wish people would accept their own stupidity and try grow out of it

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you first...

 

I wish Aethy come & visit me some day, in his human form of course !

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just move to mexico, in the same house

 

I wish I could visit Mexico.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, Mexican people don't like rats, especially suit wearing types !

 

I wish you could behave like a real rat, you know without the suit and all...

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, in the comfort of my own home, when the others are asleep.

I wish I had a cute cat to chase after me.

[Laura]

Granted, go to a shelter.

 

I wish i could visit New York City.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just don't do it in winter

 

I wish Ghost wouldn't attempt to suddenly appear in my house one day

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, ghost will instead appear just outside your house one day.

 

I wish I could taste some of that candy Americans are always going on about.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied for not specifying which candy

 

I wish for less Bio work

[Guest ...failure]

 

I wish Ghost wouldn't attempt to suddenly appear in my house one day

 

How the hell you know about... nevermind !

 

 

 

I wish for less Bio work

 

Granted, more Bio Luminescence practical homework for you then, do it at your own risk...

 

I wish for a nice Taco with some Gryphon meat...

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause fuck you

 

I wish Ghost didn't want to eat me

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, Ghost now wants to eat you out.

 

I wish Aethy had realised I meant all of it, at once, in a week long binge session.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you're a dirty rat...

 

I wish to see Leeroy !

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you saw too much

 

I wish to sleep

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, sleep forever, let me help you !

 

Wanna cuddle ?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Nope

 

I wish you wished instead of questioning

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, now I wish that we could cuddle !

 

I wish not to cuddle with a bird, so hairy...

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish for a new book to read

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, read this...

 

I wish Snow would really read it...

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you have to sprinkle glitter on it first.

 

I wish the taste of this one piece of bacon would stay in my mouth for the rest of the evening.