Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're all better than you

 

I wish I had a decent GM

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, I used to be a semi decent DM, AD&D 2nd edition, ran two parties of and 5 people, I'll move to Mexico and DM for you, but only 2nd Ed.

 

I wish I had the latest books.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you can order them online

 

 

Also, there's ways to play online

 

 

I wish for game stability

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I believe Bethesda is secretly one of the level's of hell and we are all being punished.

 

I wish I'd just started up Skyrim instead of checking my mail.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, checking your mail is important 

 

I wish I wasn't a stereotype

[Guest]

granted youre now original...but

youre an amalgamation of Luigi

and a random mariachi

 

^irl aethyrmipe

 

i wish i wasnt 100% Mexican!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you speak too much Spanish

 

I wish I wasn't luigi 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you are now Wario.

 

I wish I had bacon and eggs for breakfast

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, green eggs and synthetic bacon 

 

I wish squirrels weren't so aggressive 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, squirrels are evil, almost as evil as cats.

 

I wish I had looked for an evil squirrel picture to post here

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just use Bing

 

I wish that a pot hadn't gotten full of a very sticky substance

[Guest]

granted your pot is now full

of piss

 

i wish someone would post a 

pic of a evil squirrel

[Laura]

Denied, we don't have that kinds of resources.

 

I wish Master Rahool wasn't such a scammer.

[Millicent Bystander]

Master Rahool get's training on being a better scammer...

from this guy

 

I wish I could have posted more of them, there are an alarming number of evil squirrel pictures.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only in another thread

 

I wish I knew where Isbariya went :/

[Laura]

Denied, we're still searching.

 

I wish i could change the rate at which time progresses.

[Guest]

granted but it will cost you

one ball gag every time

 

i wish master rahool was

a chick

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it becomes Mistress Rahool

 

I wish to receive a squid

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, once we find Isbariya they will write the next fanfiction which will be Gryphon Tentacle Porn.

 

I wish I'd stuck with Programming instead of switching to SysAdmin

[Guest]

Granted but your still bored

 

I also wish I had learnt programming

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, the only thing you learned to program was a VCR. Can you still buy VCR's?

 

I wish I didn't have to go edit this to put in a wish

[Laura]

Granted, i respond and everyone forgets about it.

 

I wish my memory was flawless.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but only at remembering every mistake you ever made

 

I wish 1 million mom's would watch an episode or two of Lucifer before trying to get it shut down

[Guest]

granted 1million goth milfs

spawn the next day

 

i wish summerslam wasnt 

mostly bullshit and filler

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, sadly your chosen sport is basically ballet.

 

I wish I could play stellaris right now instead of going to work.