Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

granted Leito's animations play

with griffin and kanye

because hes a fish get it!

west in bed

 

i wish  someone would post a 

gif of a woman eating a banana sexually

Benener!

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, there ya go: 

 

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I wish I hadn't seen the "girl fucks tree" vid.  

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you saw 2 girls one cup instead

 

I wish I'd been more productive at work today

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, that's not how this works, Leeroy

 

I wish people wouldn't confuse me

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you now confuse yourself

 

I wish I could be in more than two places at once

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause then you'd be overloaded

 

I wish my dog didn't snore so loudly

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, he now farts that loudly.

unless it's a she in which case.

granted she howls in her sleep instead.

 

I wish I knew the dogs name.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's a she. Called Polilla, translates to Moth(y). Gray Schnauzer, pretty old. Teeth look like boar tusks 

 

I wish she wasn't so scared of thunder

[Guest]

granted thunder puts her in heat instead

 

i wish my dog had evolution stages 

like Digimon

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you also evolve

 

I wish rain wasn't overflooding my fountain 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, it's now flooding your basement.

 

I wish my spouse wasn't hit by a lightningstrike in Skyrim while we had sex today. (It was hilarious, though xD) 

[Guest]

granted, hit by a truck instead

 

i wish my wishes came true

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you need more specific wishes

 

I wish for instructions to something

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have instructions on how to blink

 

Granted, but only if you also evolve

 

I wish rain wasn't overflooding my fountain 

I was going to ask about that, I see a hurricane passed over you guys.

 

I wish people hadn't gone mad over the Tornado in Johannesburg, which probably wouldn't even have registered as one in America

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Hadn't noticed. Usually we just get a bit more rain, but it's lately been pretty heavy. Guess that explains it 

 

Granted, now they all went to take tornado pics

 

I wish people weren't idiots

[Guest]

denied, they make me 

look good and i need them

to build up my bragging rights

 

 i wish Becky Lynch was my gf 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, she's just another league.

 

I wish the meteorologists (what a word!) are wrong about next week's heat invasion.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, I'd love to corrupt this wish but meteorologists are notoriously bad at accurate forecasts.

 

I wish Life had a save point, so you could go back and fix things you fucked up

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it saves right after you fuck up

 

I wish you levelled up by doing stuff 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you need to spend real currency to buy gold coins to get the best gear and level up faster.

 

I wish in game purchases had never caught on

[Laura]

Granted, almost all game companies go bankrupt except the triple A companies.

 

I wish in-game purchases weren't P2W.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted - just find the right game. (There are some, believe me.) 

 

I wish people would stop detecting whenever I start a game and then distract me from it all the time x.x (They're not even on Steam so how do the do that?!) 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Magic

 

Which games?

[Millicent Bystander]

digdug - I detected it with magic

 

I wish the sun would come up

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only at night

 

I wish the flowers were blooming