Corrupt A Wish

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, here's one!  

 

I wish German kids would rather learn how to spell things right than how to turn on a computer and get addicted to it. O.o

[Guest]

Denied its a problem in many countries

 

I wish for more Gold Medals for Team GB

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, Germany doesn't earn medals at all. xD 

 

I wish someone would help me with my spriggans.

[Guest]

Granted theres plenty people will advise on problems with your wood

 

I wish wood jokes werent so funny

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, as a Sylvari player I have to admit that all the wood and salad jokes are quite amusing. And there are just too much of them.

 

I wish my eyes weren't that dry today. 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just get a hot blonde to suck on your eyeballs

 

I wish those bastards hand switched of the power at work while I was swapping out equipment, ended up walking half a kilometre just to find out there was no power in the plant in question.

 

and no Isbariya I don't mean that kind of plant

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, they got turned into MY kind of plants before they could switch it off. xD 

(And don't worry I know what kind of plant you mean ^^)

 

I wish I was a better modder. \o/

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you can only mod what Loko tells you

 

I wish for a faster connection

[Comrade Isbariya]

I'd be doomed!

 

Granted, but you'll have to find enough slaves to run in your wheels that will make it faster.

 

I wish coffee would keep me awake. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it's addictive

 

I wish for better weather

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you can have the one from over here.  

 

I wish I wouldn't stand in my own way sometimes. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you're clumsy

 

I wish squirrels had more colour variety

[Guest]

granted, tiger squirrels

 

i wish my penis was comically oversized

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's now the same size as a sperm whale's

 

I wish I had a Tiger Squirrel I could ride into battle, I'd give it armour like this

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, PETA would make a fuzz about it...

 

I wish I wouldn't feel sick... x.x

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now feel tired instead.

 

I wish I had a stronger currency, so many things to buy that I can't afford

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you country now has the € too, but as a consequence of that, every price it doubled right away. 

 

I wish my favorite kebap-place wasn't hundreds of kilometers away.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you country now has the € too, but as a consequence of that, every price it doubled right away. 

 

I wish my favorite kebap-place wasn't hundreds of kilometers away.

 

granted, it's now hundreds of Miles away.

 

Actually most Ecomonists believe the Rand is over 50% undervalued, so swapping to the Euro would most likely result in a 50% drop in prices.

I wish I'd stop spelling swapping with an "o" instead of an "a"

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, a and o on your keyboard are exchanged now.  

 

I wish I would pay more attention when posting. xD

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, that would slow your rate of posting

 

 

I wish I'd found a better term than Rate of Posting

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, try posting rate

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in the early mornings 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted the temperature is a constant -3 the whole day.

 

I wish I didn't now have to go back and make sure I asked a question in the ask a stupid question thread

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you still do it anyway

 

I wish the movie I'm going to watch is good

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it's like watching the sin eater all over again.

 

I wish I hadn't so easily remembered the name of that movie, it's been over 15 years since I saw it.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, your memory will get erased, but you'll lose some other memories too!

 

I wish some users wouldn't play moderator - especially if they obviously don't get the topic at all, while we have moderators here that I consider mature enough to be able to do their job without these little helpers. *is really annoyed*