Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, spring is coming

 

I wish I'd already left for work, I'm late

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, stop wasting time

 

I wish for more music 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have every song ever sung by every artist/band ever managed by Simon Fuller.

 

I wish I'd stop googling stuff just to corrupt wishes.

[Guest]

granted you know have to read an encyclopedia

 

i wish i got twerked on by Megan Fox

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but she has no ass so it doesn't do anything for you

 

I wish I could spend some time with Rachel Riley

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, there'll be a chance in then years, just don't miss it!

 

I wish I didn't dream all that crazy stuff I did. 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now dreamt some even more crazy stuff that made your dream look like a walk in the park

 

I wish I'd slept better last night.

[Guest]

granted but you woke up next

to aethyrmipe

 

nekid

 

i wish i was 2 midgets

in a rain coat

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but you woke up next

to aethyrmipe

 

nekid

 

i wish i was 2 midgets

in a rain coat

 

I've yet to be convinces this is an entirely bad thing.

 

granted, but both midgets have one leg shorter than the other so you now walk leaning to the left.

 

I wish I'd had a better start to the day

 

[Laura]

Granted, you day started with chocolate, but you're now allergic.

 

I wish people would read installation instructions.

[Millicent Bystander]

I wish you wouldn't joke about serious conditions, I weep every time I hear a story about people allergic to chocolate or cocoa.

 

now I wish I had chocolate

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to get some yourself.

 

I wish i had more words that started and ended with a R.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just start randomly adding re to the beginning of words ending in r

 

I wish I weren't so lazy I refused to leave the house.

[Laura]

Granted, You can't sit still anymore, which means you can never play Skyrim anymore.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot right now.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now it's freezing cold

 

I wish for a tasty fondue dinner 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you enjoy your beef tofu fondue dinner.

 

I wish people wouldn't underestimate my ability to play games while in pain/discomfort

[Guest]

granted youre now in my MLG as fuck Destiny pvp (top 1% pvp here)

dream team but your gimmick is youre a crazy guy that's hair is literally

fire and has a car battery attached to his nips as he plays

 

i wish this was still 2014 and i was playing year 1 Destiny

im very self aware of my addiction to the game

... and im serious about the addiction part

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, your friends are concerned @~ Deathstalker, you need to stop playing Destiny 

 

I wish to not get insta-rekt in Rust 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the whole point of rust is to get rekt.

 

I wish I'd played either of these games for more that a few weeks.

 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, it's better for people's characters and sanity to stay away from games like that. 

 

Wish I would feel better...

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just ask your partner where they would prefer you to be feeling them, that should improve it a lot.

 

I wish I'd taken some leave this year, I have more than enough to make it through December and still have some spare

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you used it all up and now will be missing some

 

I wish we could get a more complete D&D team here

[Guest]

denied you only get half

you get the D

 

i wish that wasnt savege

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you're not

 

And the D is not all that impressive

[Millicent Bystander]

the D is impressive if you know how to use it right, wait are we talking about the first D or the second D, or the D at the end of the & because that one isn't so impressive

 

I wish I'd actually go and join a local D&D team,