Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, some people feel the need to be in control.

 

I wish people would actually change their opinion when faced with valid facts.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Then may they vanish into Skyrim, fucking submissive NPCs all day long, but just get out of my way as people like that really give me headaches... *rant*

 

Denied, 99% of mankind wouldn't admit that they did something wrong if their life depended on that. You can't change the failures the evolution did. 

 

I wish that I'm not right about the actual percentage, though. 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, that one guy died now it's 98.99999%

 

I wish the mood of this thread would lighten up

[Guest]

wish granted

 

i wish i knew what leeroy would do with 

an army of tiger squirrels at his disposal

[Comrade Isbariya]

Train them, and make them use tricks and attack intruders.

 

I wish I could have slept longer. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only 1 minute longer

 

I wish gummies weren't expensive (I didn't buy them at the cinema)

[Comrade Isbariya]

Gummies? Are you talking about the eadible ones? Like fruit-gums? (Gummies (among other things) are condoms in German ) 

Granted, though. Both kinds of gummies should be cheap. 

 

I wish there was one day where watching the news in the morning would make you laugh like crazy instead of wondering where everything will lead to in the future. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Gummies? Are you talking about the eadible ones? Like fruit-gums? (Gummies (among other things) are condoms in German ) 

Granted, though. Both kinds of gummies should be cheap.  Oh my, I used slang for condoms. I meant these (clicky)

 

I wish there was one day where watching the news in the morning would make you laugh like crazy instead of wondering where everything will lead to in the future. 

Granted, just go to r/upliftingnews

 

I wish the US elections were over already

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, Hillary Clinton now is the first female president in the history of the US. 

 

I wish I foresee the truth here! 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, screw that corrupt piece of trash 

 

I wish we had new candidates 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, Bernie and Paul Ryan decide to run independent campaigns

 

I wish all the Young Bernie supporters had actually bothered to vote for him in the Primaries

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause I tried to but my regristration info apparently never showed up (I sent it over a month before the deadline)

 

I wish Jill Stein gets her 5%

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but Bill Gates will be a new candidate too. 

 

I wish that never happens. xD

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, Gates would be better than most of the current ones

 

I wish senpai would notice me 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Senpai doesn't even know they are senpai

 

I wish you damn people would stop with the ninja moves

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you almost got me yourself

 

I wish my mindreader skills were better 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, they are worse now

 

I wish you all well while I get myself off to work

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but beware the stuff you never wanted to read, though.  

 

I wish you'd let me go!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, Never!

 

I wish for a glass of rum

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, let's have one on the rocks! 

 

I wish rum was a core ingredient in any chocolate related food - it just fits sooo good!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but I prefer coke and rum

 

I wish I didn't have to put up with drunk idiocy 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you'll have to deal with first world problems instead. 

 

I wish I knew if my friend would show up today or not. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, they don't know either

 

I wish for sleep

[Guest]

granted youre sleeping with the fishes

 

i wish it didnt go sexual

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, we're on Loverslab!

 

I wish... the Gryphon could sleep.