Corrupt A Wish

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, I'm not a native speaker.  

 

I wish my English was better, though. xD

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just submit to my great teachings

 

I wish I my spanish grammar was better 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, ahora habla español muy bien.

 

I wish English was the only language around. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, try Esperanto

 

I wish we did have a single language 

[Comrade Isbariya]

But English is known better than Esperanto. 

 

Granted, as long as it is English.  

 

I wish I wouldn't have to hear my mother speak it, though. Her accent (if you can even call it an accent, instead of her own language) kills me.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, she now has a great russian accent

 

I wish my accent was better 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but your grammar will suffer from it.  

 

I wish I wouldn't have that song stuck in my head... 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have achy breaky heart stuck in your head

 

I wish I didn't feel anxious and moody every time I need to go out.

 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, we can go together, that should solve it. (I know exactly what you mean) 

 

I wish I had better headphones.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have in-ear headphones shaped like little penis's

 

I wish I hadn't just said that

[Comrade Isbariya]

Oh my god... DENIED! That's the deadly power of words: Once spoken they can't be take back for good!

 

I wish it wasn't like that though. 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, we all now have a 5 second delay between when we say something and it is heard, during those 5 seconds a team of censors get to work cutting out all the bad stuff.

 

I wish I had a chocolate

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, I have another cocolate bunny left from Easter. 

 

I wish my WALNUTS (now it's correct Mr. teacher!) weren't gone. 

[Laura]

Granted, you can only find them back on easter.

 

I wish I had more time to test stuff.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only because your coworkers got tied up

 

I wish my mac had more storage space 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it got formatted and re-installed

all the space is now available

 

I wish my sister hadn't dumped her kids here and run, I don't mind the kids, I just don't think it's fair to tell someone you are spending the night here with your kids and then leaving.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, that's a cunt move

 

I wish people gave warnings

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now, much like the Spanish Inquisition everyone gives 30 days notice.

 

I wish I can have a nice quiet day at work today.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your damn vuvuzelas

 

I wish those things were never made 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted! *burns them all* 

 

I wish the stupid male spriggan follower I tried to make would do anything else than standing in casting pose and staring at me like an idiot. Talk to me you silly pile of fire-wood!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's now a neo-nazi (like Microsoft's Twitter AI)

 

I wish for more ninjaings 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, pack away the garden shears you have equipped first.

 

I wish people would stop assuming that just because I'm South African it means I'm responsible for the Vuvuzela.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, as soon as you stop being a ninja victim

 

I wish for more Leeroy 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, we always like more variety. 

 

I wish the shopping was already done. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your new shitty robot™

 

I wish for €