Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you share 

 

I wish we didn't go full retard with the stories 

[Guest]

granted 110% retard on overclock

 

i wish i had link to isbariya fanfic

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, look at the "Good News, Bad News II" thread, last page, the spoiler I provided. xD But beware, it was only a few minutes of work thingy for the members of LLCP mocking me.  

 

I wish the gryphon will read it soon

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I already did

 

I wish it'd been better

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied! Or did you really want to read the KINKY stuff? *cough cough* 

 

I wish that stupid feather-fiend would value my work a bit more!  

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I don't think stupid people can value things.

 

 

granted warm enough to get sweaty 

but you forgot to apply deodorant so

you get sweaty and then you reek of b.o 

 

i wish i had infinity wishes

how did you know, fortunately I keep a can of Deo in a draw in my desk.

 

I wish I'd eaten lunch today, I almost killed myself at the gym.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Hey, I'm not stupid

 

Granted, but your lunch made you sick

 

I wish my nosebleed would go away 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, just stop looking at porn already!

 

I wish I had some more ideas. (I have ideas for the darkelf and the gryphon II though xD) 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it involves plants and dark elves

 

I wish my Internet-Xbox connection wasn't shit

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, a shiny plant that makes strange noses, aka Nirnwurz takes care of it. You'll be plagued by that noise though.

 

I wish I came up with that idea earlier. 

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only because you asked nicely

 

I wish I had something to eat

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you eat my leftover sandwich, now you're ill as well

 

I wish I will actually manage to go out today and see Ghostbusters

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it's a shit movie

 

I wish cinemas didn't overcharge for food 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, just have these! *throws a bag of chili nachos and a huge glass of cheese dip* 

 

I wish I didn't take a four hour walk around the lake in the middle of the night.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it's only the middle of the night at 12, you can't have walked for 4 hours at 12, unless you're a Time Lord.

 

 

Denied, it's a shit movie

 

I wish cinemas didn't overcharge for food 

true, I didn't make it.

by shit movie are you comparing it to the old one or just as a movie on it's own?

 

I wish I'd taken leave Monday, it's women's day on Tuesday so we get that day off.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I morally object to its marketing campaign, lack of humour, and for a profound lack of creativity

 

Granted, but now Women's Day is on Wednesday 

 

I wish my friends would pick up their phones 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Denied, you can't pick up what's broken. 

 

I wish I knew what's up.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's the sky

 

I wish for a pelican 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but unfortunately it's a pelican ink-writer. German quality. xD

 

I wish I knew what a gryphon wants of a pelican? 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's fish 

 

I wish the fish would arrive 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, it's a flying fish, but it will take about 21 hours until it arrives. 

 

I wish I had some of my favorite cheese right now.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it is always that way

 

I morally object to its marketing campaign, lack of humour, and for a profound lack of creativity

 

Granted, but now Women's Day is on Wednesday 

 

I wish my friends would pick up their phones 

this is what I was worried about, there seems to be a lack of creativity in hollywood these day's, they are just re-hashing old movies or comic book heroes.

Also, I usually don't pick up when I'm not in the mood for talking to people.

 

I wish I also knew what was going on

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's uhh . . . nevermind

 

I wish for a chocolate rabbit

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, it's from Easter, but still best before September.  

 

I wish I wasn't addicted to caramelized wale-nuts.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but I'm contractually obligated to say it's walnuts

 

I wish for better grammar