Guest Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 wish granted you never get morning wood again... which means your wiener is broken i wish reality was a figment of my imagination
Millicent Bystander Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 no need to grant that wish, reality really is in your mind, you've been dreaming us for eon's, you're really an immortal God under the spell of your evil Twin Sister, while you slumber she is laying waste to the universe you created. I wish Comrade Deathstalker wouldn't wake up, I don't want to dissapear
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Denied, You'll have to face reality eventually. I wish I had a huge field of flowers just behind my house. My Wiener can't be broken. That would imply that I had one in the first place!
Guest Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 granted, a field of Corpse flowers i wish i knew why funnybizness loves necro
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Denied! I don't want to know! I wish beaming was possible. *has a look outside the window*
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Granted, but not until after you tell us why you're worried about morning wood if you "don't have a weiner" I wish we could get off 's wild ride
Guest Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 next stop suplex city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHy7Gm2Texw i wish Aethyrmipe was really irl Peter Griffin
Millicent Bystander Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 denied. Aethy becomes Cathy Lee Griffon instead. it's Kinda like Cathy Lee Gifford but with feathers. I wish I had a picture of that
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Denied, I'm still haunted by strange pictures of the gryphon in my head. I wish I could get rid of them Because Comrade Deathstalker corrupted my wish, telling me that I now had a morning wood problem
Millicent Bystander Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 granted, you only need to get rid of your morning wood and the images will disappear. I wish this thread would find a way off the topic of morning wood and the Dark Elf's obsession with the Gryphon
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Granted! I'm female damn it! And I'm not obsessed with that feathery plushie! I'm only obsessed with 'you know what' and plants! Preferably humanoid plants! I didn't want to say that again. I wish we could talk about flowers and gardens and butterflies and... jeez, let's just talk about ANYTHING.
Guest Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 My Wiener can't be broken. That would imply that I had one in the first place! lol granted we talk about flowers i wish Isbariya had a full horizon of flowers outside her window facing west in the shape of a heart so everytime the sunsets she gets a beautiful view no more horseplay about dawn and bark, i didnt even mean for it to be a long topic of discussion just was being silly
Laura Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but you will have to sacriifice your view. You're now blindfolded, forever. I wish for more apples.
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 *Throws iphones and MacBooks and iMacs at Loko* I wish I had mor of that GREAT food! It's sooo yummi!
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but it's plants I wish the comrade wouldn't be so obsessed with me
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 O.O I can't eat plants! Plus... I'm not... jeez... Think what you want, I don't care! You're not a darkelf or a plant after all. Granted! I wish Samsung had still some s5 accumulators left to sell. >.<
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but they sell them all to meeee I wish my phone supported Pokemon Go just to be annoying to people
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 DENIED! It's EVIL! I wish you'd give me an accumulator then.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but only if you visit me I wish for a set of chess
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but instead of black and white the figurines are babyblue and light rosé.
Millicent Bystander Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 I wish the Glorious Comrade had made a wish, see Communism makes you lazy
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 Oh damn! Granted! I wish I wasn't all too busy with the fanfic. xD
Millicent Bystander Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 denied, if the next fanfic is as good as the last one you should always have time for them. I wish this weekend will be warmish so I can picnic in the park on sunday, I have an 8yo's birthday to attend.
Guest Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 granted warm enough to get sweaty but you forgot to apply deodorant so you get sweaty and then you reek of b.o i wish i had infinity wishes
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but you'll have to share them with me I wish more people would read the stories I write. (The serious ones! )
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