Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

wish granted theyre now post-apacolyptic

 

i wish i lived in a real life version of Fallout new vegas

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you're a slave to the Caesar

 

I wish we didn't end up in a real life Fallout game

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, ww3 is coming.

 

I wish someone with half a brain had been involved in the ark building in the movie 2012

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only half

 

I wish that movie hadn't sucked

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it was inevitable

 

I wish someone would make a movie from a worthy book, like Dragon's egg by Robert L Forward

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's a shit movie

 

I wish I had something better to do

[Laura]

Granted, get a red rubber baal and attach a string or buy one online.

 

I wish i could stop posting so i could go to sleep.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just do so

 

I wish my dog hadn't gotten scared of the storm

[Guest]

wish granted your dog is now agoraphobic tho

 

i wish i had a pet Cerberus 

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but it got blown up by Guristas.

 

I wish I'd gotten into the PVP aspect of Eve-online when I was playing

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but you'll have to pay all missed monthly fees missed up until today.

 

I wish you wouldn't spam like that when I am sleeping!  

[Guest]

wish granted spammed while youre busy

 

 i wish being top 1% in all of Destiny's pvp was a bigger deal

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you're not a top celebrity, and paparazzi will camp your home, you'll need 5 bodyguards to leave the house at all, and you can't go ANYWHERE without being recognized, bombed with questions about how you're so good and if you can give some tips, and everyone will know what you do - or at least what journalists state about you anyway.

 

I wish I had the money to emigrate.

[Guest]

wish granted, adopted by donald trump

 

i wish i knew why?

[Comrade Isbariya]

wish granted, adopted by donald trump

 

Eeeek! 

 

'Cuz life obviously loves to bitch on me.  

 

Can't I be adopted by someone else? 

[Guest]

wish granted adopted by Kim Kardashian

 

i wish i knew why

[Comrade Isbariya]

Still awful but at least better than Donalt Trump.

A: Because I'd be the only one of their family staying completely unknown. No private facebook, no tumblr, no whatever, and I'm a specialist in hiding from the public.

 

I wish that I don't meet my neighbor at the store. She's an awful old lady who's so into gossip she doesn't even notice if she talks about the guy standing behind her. And she'll talk to anyone, if she knows them or not. She always ninjas me if she sees me. x.x

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, that's what I pay her for muahahaha

 

Where is my inspiration?

[seelenoede]

Stole his neighbor.

 

I wish that all comrades write in blue.

[Guest]

wish denied my thing is green and ill never main blue text

 

i wish i knew why all of the Comrades avatars are facing Left? o_O

 

 

[seelenoede]

Denied, SnowOwl is looking straight forward.

 

I wish my apartment to be cleaned when I wake up

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you dirty capitalist

 

I wish you'd stop complaining

[Comrade Isbariya]

Wish granted, but you can still hear the complaining in your memories.

 

I wish my friggin' Windows would finally learn to WARN me before it reboots! Been typing such a looooooong text and had to retype the whole stuff again, because it happened AGAIN! Although it promised that all updates were done yesterday! Q_Q

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, everything lies

 

Why do robots lie?

[Millicent Bystander]

because we program them to.

 

why can't I afford a smartdoll, I really like how they look.