Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your stay at the gulag

 

I wish the heretic enjoys his stay

[seelenoede]

Granted, the gulag is a 5 star resort. All inklusive.

 

I wish you pay for it

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but he also pay's for a surprise

 

I wish I knew what the surprise was

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, it was a tentacled monster, very ugly, and slimy on top of that.

 

I wish my mom wouldn't skype me in the middle of the night for some nonsense she's too lazy to do, although she could.

[Guest]

wish granted your mom skypes me in the middle of the night... naked...lol

 

i wish i had a camgirl for a gf

[seelenoede]

Granted, it's the tentacle monster from the gulag (yeah, it is female)

 

I wish, neo-Nazis could sing in a less painful way.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you're still in a gulag

 

I wish we didn't have a neo-capitalist bitching around here

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have two

 

I wish I had a captured Black hole to use as a powersource.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it gets immediately attacked by pirates

 

I wish I could buy Stellaris 

[Comrade Isbariya]

wish granted your mom skypes me in the middle of the night... naked...lol

 You really wouldn't want that... xD

 

 

Granted, but as a result of that you can't buy food anymore - for months!

 

I wish someone would cook for me.

[Guest]

wish granted AethyrMipe is now your personal chef 

 

i wish i knew what his specialty is

[Guest]

Am-Mex Foods at a guess

 

I wish aethyr would write his recipe book already

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but it's that cryptic, you can't even guess the ingredients. Not to mention the actual cooking process.

 

I wish there was anything on TV, but as it's holiday time it's crap allover. 

[Guest]

granted there is now a show called gryphon cookery school with aethyr

 

I wish i could watch

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but we'll have to watch together because they won't have it on TV in your country.

 

I wish the food presented there won't kill us. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Am-Mex Foods at a guess

 

I wish aethyr would write his recipe book already

I have like 4 small-ish books filled with recipes

 

Granted, but we'll have to watch together because they won't have it on TV in your country.

 

I wish the food presented there won't kill us. 

Granted, cause I am an amazing cook

 

I wish the owl remembered what the cooking show used to be about

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but now he'll stalk you until you teach him more.

 

I wish I could taste something you cooked. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you'll have to visit Mexico

 

I wish we could send food over mail

[Millicent Bystander]

granted once teleportation becomes a thing.

 

Granted, but it gets immediately attacked by pirates

 

I wish I could buy Stellaris 

 

I wish I could boast more about Stellaris, but I only have 30hrs on record playing it and I'm still figuring it out.

 

btw if you need to scratch an itch, try the space empires V demo on http://www.malfador.com/

in my mind it's far superior to Stellaris in some of it's gameplay mechanics.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you become so addicted you stop coming here

 

I wish Leeroy's link was more interesting

[Laura]

Granted, ask him to post something interesting.

 

I wish i could corrupt a wish.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, if you're man enough to claim it.

 

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted

[Laura]

Granted, but it is.

 

I wish i had the money for a Ducati 848.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you get a 1:50th scale one.

 

I wish I'd learned to ride a motorbike

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you get mugged riding it

 

I wish the Apocalympics weren't so apocalyptic