Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, Leeroy was instead given away

 

I wish I'd seen that mistake before posting

 

[Guest]

Denied i need other people to make mistakes as well

 

I wish Nutella was banned.

[Guest]

wish granted people riot for the next 100 years

 

i wish for a black cowboy hat

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it includes a gag and blinfold

 

I wish Loko hadn't invented it

[Guest]

Granted he invented a gryphon gag instead

 

I wish the gryphon wont read that...

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish the Owl knew he was going to the gulag for treason 

[Guest]

wish granted, the gulag is run by manslayer (from gamerpoop)

 

i wish for hamburger dinner later

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's a vegan burger

 

I wish I had more money to waste at my fave restaurant

[Guest]

wish granted- you get 1,000 bottle caps

 

i wish i had a real life Charmander as a pet

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your 3rd degree burns

 

I wish PoGo wasn't uber popular (it's kinda ridiculous)

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, I wish I really could grant this. I never got into the whole poke thing.

 

 

I wish we had a more stable power supply in this country

[Guest]

wish granted your country is taken over by lightning pokemon and pikachu is now an authoritorian tyrant than rules with an iron fist

 

i wish i had a real life Digimon called Agumon

[Laura]

Granted, but you get a real life pokémon called anus.

 

I wish i knew why it is called anus.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it sounds like that because of the brits

 

I wish we had an LLCP flag

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's brown

 

I wish I had more time to play Doom

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's Real Life

 

I wish we could record Leeroy's attempt

[Millicent Bystander]

granted I have a go-pro, we could be rich

 

I wish it was a little bit warmer.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your stay in Hell

 

I wish we didn't need to cross a river to get there

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now you have to cross a lake, of lava.

 

I wish I hadn't screwed up my routine of waking up at 4am.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you wake at 3:59 AM

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that cupcake

[Guest]

wish granted you ate some ass instead

 

i wish i had some doughnuts

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, now you wake at 3:59 AM

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that cupcake

nope, but I did manage 5:30am so I'm getting there

 

wish granted you ate some ass instead

 

i wish i had some doughnuts

denied, have some doughnut holes instead

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish Leeroy had wished his wish for me to corrupt

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, you need no wish when doughnut holes are a foot

 

I wish AethyrMipe would grant this wish

[Guest]

Denied the angry gryphon don't like granting wishes.

 

I wish I was laid on a beach under a sunshade