Comrade Isbariya Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Because you do not work enough or your financial management sucks. Why don't they sell red bananas over here?
Millicent Bystander Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Because you do not work enough or your financial management sucks. Why don't they sell red bananas over here? because it cost's too much to paint them actually it's because a smartdoll cost's as much as the iphone you hate so much why don't I go to Zim and steal some Dollars?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Actually, red bananas are real. I was just curious how they taste. And you probably don't do it as all the money wouldn't make sense while killing time in jail. How about I win in tomorrow's lottery?
Guest Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 wish. granted. Caesar's Legion visits your town murders everyone brutally and burns the bodies and you are let free to leave unharmed i wish i knew what i would do tommorrow
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Woah! That's actually a great outcome! Wish granted. You now feel the desperate urge to take a walk in the park tomorrow, no matter what the weather would be. I wish I could sleep some more, now that the temperatures are decent again.
Guest Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Granted but you over sleep by 2 weeks and have the mother of all migranes I wish that didnt happen
Millicent Bystander Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 granted now whenever @Comrade Isbariya goes to sleep the weather changes waking you up I wish I didn't doubt myself so much
Guest Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 wish granted you now have the over confidence perk: you were kidnapped by mad scientist and injected with kanye west DNA that has been modified using a strain of donald trump. DT +20 Intelligence -7 Charisma -3 Speech +40 Barter +40 Survival - 15 I wish i knew how fortune teller Isbariya knew id walk my dog at the park today
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 I actually have that magic crystal ball the whole world is looking for. I wish I could make money out of it, but that would be an act of capitalism, wouldn't it?
Millicent Bystander Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, you get caught and tried for fraud, your story hit's all the newspapers and HBO pays you millions for rights to the TV show I wish I'd remember that this is the wish thread and not the stupid question thread
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, you'll now be guest in the first TV show that explains exactly that. I wish I could decide weather to order food today or make it myself. (very hot spiced chicken+cheese dip+fries vs. usual chicken+potatoes+salad)
Guest Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 you order a pizza and things immediately turn into a cheesy porno (cheesy get it! like pizza... that joke sucked... like the cheesy porno) i wish Jill Valentine was my wife
Millicent Bystander Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 granted, but it's not that Jill Valentine, this one embodies everything you hate in a woman and you can't leave her I wish I hadn't had to google Jill Valentine
Laura Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, you never have to google that name again. I wish i could do a standing backflip.
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, but you'll break your neck. I wish I wasn't that tired right now.
Laura Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, scienists found a revolutionary new method, called sleeping. I wish i could sleep.
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Denied, I'm the exclusive tester for that strange new method called 'sleep' I wish magic was real.
Elloxyy Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 granted, magic is now real but you're magucally put to sleep forever i wish i had chocolate .-.
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, can't eat it while sleeping anyway! I wish I'd come up with another wish.
Guest Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 you wish dragons were real i wish i knew why Isbariya wants to make irl skyrim?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 I only want darkelves for real, some magic would be nice too, but Skyrim... nah, decent temperature but too much nordic culture. I wish I could ride one of the dragons! *,*
Laura Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Granted, but only after it rides you. I wish i didn't put that image in my head.
Millicent Bystander Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 denied, it will live there forever, pounding away I wish I'd taken a picture of the hot round girl at the AMMA tonight.
Guest Posted July 31, 2016 Posted July 31, 2016 wish granted you take a picture with her and her boyfriend sees and gets jealous and challenges you to a gentleman's fisticuffs- to the death i wish i knew who won the fancy street fight
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