Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, they are all dead now, you're the only one left.

Now go get some bread.

 

I wish didn't post this much.

Because i ran out of things to say.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, post less so I can catch up!

 

I wish 7000 was a bit closer

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you now have 6999 posts, but whenever you post from here, the count decreases until you hit your real count again. 

 

I wish I could have a sexy darkelf IRL.

[Guest]

​wish granted its a highly seductive shemale dunmer

 

i wish i was dragonborn

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your new wings and accompanying xenophobia 

 

I wish I had something to say

 

Also, 50 Reddit points!

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but your reddit points only appear in your dreams while you talk in your sleep.

 

​wish granted its a highly seductive shemale dunmer

 Can I take my wish back? x.x

 

I wish I hadn't wished... you know?

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, wishes stay here forever

 

I wish I wasn't feeling tired

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, tired gets up and walks away, horny comes and sits down.

 

I wish I had enough money to retire

[Laura]

Granted, you receive 10 million after your 110th birthday.

 

I wish i knew why i feel like i'm going to get ninja'd.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted. You now know everything you want, even the answer to all the important questions in life - but you'll forget them right after knowing.

 

I wish I had a pizza, right here, right now. (Can't order one at 11pm)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, make one yourself

 

I wish Loko knew better than to fear ninjaings

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but now he'll ninja YOU!

 

I wish my weekly shopping was already done.  

[Guest]

Granted but you forgot to buy milk

 

I wish the weather would hurry up and decide what its doing

[Millicent Bystander]

granted,  the weather always knows exactly what it's doing, it just doesn't tell you.

 

I wish I hadn't bought a chocolate just now, but it's so delicious

 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, I'll eat it instead. 

 

I wish I could drink milk at all. (just so it would matter to me if I forgot to buy some xD)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only soy milk cause it's good for you

 

I wish my nose would stop running today

[Guest]

wish denied your nose falls off your face and runs away from home

 

i wish i didnt wake up with hard boogers in my nose

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you woke up with a nosebleed

 

I wish noses were nicer to people

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, noses are evil.

 

I wish I didn't have all your nose problems at once, including the nosebleed, my left nostril is always bleeding

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you'll now have a gryphon's beak instead of your nose.

 

I wish Windows 7 was already done updating. 

[Guest]

wish granted thats the peak of your day

 

i wish i was a falconer with a pet deathhawk

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's super aggressive 

 

I wish my dog wasn't half retarded at times

[Guest]

wish granted, upgraded to full retarded

 

i wish my dog had a dog girlfriend 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, buy a bitch 

 

I wish I could sleep

[seelenoede]

Granted, enjoy your nightmares.

 

I wish to be a glorius capitalist