Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but the sunshade doesn't fully cover you.

 

I wish for an unbreakable Skyrim.

[Guest]

Granted its now so unbreakable it wont play

 

I wish for a cold beer

[Guest]

wish granted, its solid ice

 

i wish there was a custom Jill Valentine race for fallout4

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's her at age 10, or age 100

 

I wish I hadn't gotten all pissed off on the way home from work today

[Laura]

Denied, we're genies.

Not time travellers.

 

I wish i was a time traveller.

[Guest]

wish granted you travel to the moment you die

 

i wish i had a genie

[Laura]

Granted, but he keeps corrupting your wishes.

 

I wish i knew why the genie did that.

[Guest]

bc ur the genie, bby

 

i wish the genie was a sexy naked lady

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it still sounds like robin williams

 

I wish I'd realised the BFG was showing in Cinema's so I could have seen it.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you now remember that you saw it, but forgot about its content completely. 

 

I wish I could emigrate to Ireland ASAP. <3

[seelenoede]

Granted but you will be send back a month later.

 

I wish my bachelor thesis to be finished.

[Guest]

Granted but its finished badly.

 

I wish more new people would post here.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now we have a dozen capitalist shitposters

 

I wish the Owl would read his messages

[Guest]

Granted and TY

 

I wish gryphons were more patient

[Laura]

Granted, but they'll never do anything, all the does is wait.

 

I wish i knew what he was waiting for.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but the knowledge keeps you up at night

 

I wish I had the power to make people disappear, I'd be a much happier man

 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but every time you use it, you disappear a bit, too!

 

I wish someone would come over here and help me to eat all the stuff my parents got me when they went over the border to shop. >.<

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now the party crashes at your place to eat your food

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much today

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, you'll throw up in a few seconds.

 

I wish it was winter already. No sweat, no damp clothes, no heat, early DARKNESS and beautiful colord lights everywhere. *,* Not to mention the hot honey wine at the christmas market... <3

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just move to the North Pole™

 

I wish I had a cat

[Guest]

granted its a feral tiger

 

i wish someone would let my dog fuck their dog 

 so my dog could make puppies

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's a horrible dog

 

I wish for the Owl to get a new scarf

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, but it will most likely strangle it.

 

I wish I hadn't screwed my Oblivion installation by my own stupidity.

[Laura]

Granted, but it wasn't you.

It is a Bethesda game, so i broke itself.

 

I wish i had something funny to say.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your life

 

I wish my local bakery hadn't been so . . . full of people