Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they are better than someone, I don't follow soccer.

 

I wish I could get excited by ball sports

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're super excited for . . . golf.

 

I wish archery was more popular

[protocolk]

Granted i also like it.

 

I wish I knew if trying to meet some girls during the olympics is a gpod idea or if I supposed to lock myself inside.

[Laura]

Granted, but you only meet lesbians.

 

I wish my fps counter worked after i installed a new enb.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, use another one (I use Steam's)

 

I wish for a low-impact graphics mod

[Guest]

granted you now have all graphics in low quality black & white.

 

I wish the gryphon had a better system.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just pay for it

 

I wish I had raisins

[Guest]

granted but theyre sentient raisins

 

I wish I was the Dragonborn

[Laura]

Granted, but you're a dragonborn sex-slave in permantent bondage.

 

I wish my fps counter wasn't bugged.

[Guest]

granted you have the universe's top notch

fps counter- its a dragonball z sayian scouter

 

i wish summer lasts the whole year

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you boil in the new Earth where everything melts

 

I wish Independence Day hadn't been a disappointing movie 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Hollywood needs help

 

I wish the week was over already

 

 

Granted, but you only meet lesbians.

 

I'd be ok with that.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's the next week

 

I wish I could dig a hole

[Laura]

Granted, but you dig your own grave by accident.

 

I wish i started sleeping whenever i close my eyes for 5 minutes.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, trust me. I have fallen asleep standing up and it's not an enjoyable experience

 

I wish I could wake up more easily

[Laura]

Granted, you get a clean punch in the face everytime you want to wake up.

 

I wish people could get along.

The best weapons we have are aimed at ourselves for crying out loud.

[Guest]

Denied because people are idiots.

 

I wish for a job.

[The Martian]

Granted, but you have to commute through the Swindon Roundabout during rush hour twice a day for it.

 

I wish quitting (real) cigarettes was easier.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now everyone else's wishes are incorruptible 

 

I wish for a pigeon 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you now have a pacifier(pigeon was a brand of baby products here a while back)

 

I wish I didn't dream about work when I slept.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, instead you dreamed of pigeons

 

I wish I had a nutella sandwich 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, no nutella for you

 

I wish I had the nutella sandwich

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, I made it and ate

 

I wish I hadn't lied because I stole it from my brother

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, your brother hates you're Nutella stealing fingers now

 

I wish I had the day off tomorrow, in a not unemployed kind of way

[ThatSeasonsGal]

*your

 

Granted, in the sex slave kind of way

 

I wish Leeroy hadn't gotten sold