Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you're stuck with fat32 partitions limited to 2GB each.

 

I wish the power hadn't gone out last night.

 

 

Denied, there's no King where there is anarchy.  

 

I wish I knew why people still have volume caps in times of flatrates for almost everything.

this side all mobile Data has a Cap, the Service Providers are Sharks, they tried to convince the Govt. to force over the top services like Skype and Whatsapp to pay for using the network.

[Comrade Isbariya]

Wish granted: You now run your own nuclear power station in your basement. Have fun cooling it down!

 

I wish internet providers, no matter if mobile or not would be fairer to their customers. 

[seelenoede]

Denied, some things aren't possible.

 

I wish someone would tell a dirty joke

[Comrade Isbariya]

WIsh granted: What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

 

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

 

 

I wish some people would actually read and comprehend before agueing about nonsense. 

[Guest]

WIsh granted: What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

 

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

 

 

 

 _{^{I eat ass... i eat a lot of ass}}

 

as for your wish, granted. you now only argue with very

smart people- ur fuckd m8

 

i wish i woke up in a naked chick paradise island

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but their cycle quickly align, now one week out of 4 you have an island full of moody women who believe it's all your fault.

 

I wish I'd gone to Gym today instead of sitting in traffic

[Guest]

denied, work out at home (i do)

 

i wish Leeroy was jacked like brock lesnar

[seelenoede]

Granted, Lesnar looses most of his muscles.

 

I wish nobody would look like Brock Lesnar

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, now everybody looks like Lesnar.

 

I wish I knew who Brook Lesnar was.

[Guest]

Brock Lesnar is the guy that got rekt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTfJbuPaTU

 

 i wish the summerslam is going to be fucking awesome

[Comrade Isbariya]

Wish granted, you'll get stuck in it forever. 

 

I wish the picture you linked wouldn't say error 404 forbidden

[Guest]

I wish the picture you linked wouldn't say error 404 forbidden

 

granted i fixed it, brock lesnar gets rekt at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTfJbuPaTU

 

i wish i was smothered by boobies

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just don't get too close to the blue-footed ones, they can be aggressive 

 

I wish I had energy to do shit 

[Comrade Isbariya]

Wish granted! *throws a can of Red bull at the gryphon* 

 

I wish I could still drink that kind of stuff.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it's shite

 

I wish I could sleep. 2AM here

[Guest]

granted take this *hits gryphon on head* hope that helps

 

I wish I were more helpful

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, because of you the gryphon now sleeps coma-like for one week.

 

I wish they would finally show something new on TV. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, a 2-hour special on how Trump is evil (Basically US media atm)

 

I wish I had some bread

[Comrade Isbariya]

Wish granted, it's 3 weaks old and wearing its most beautiful green and white fluffy dress!

 

I wish my palm-tree would answer me. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it thinks you're a twat

 

I wish trees weren't jerks

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, we all know tree's are evil

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0150.html

 

I wish my neck wasn't hurting so much right now, I'm sure it's stress

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, a sexy male nude-masseur will soon arrive at your house.  

 

I wish it wasn't getting late again already.

[Guest]

granted its the morning and youre stuck with an awkward case of morning wood

 

i wish summer lasted longer

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but the heat gets progressively worse until Arizona becomes Hell, USA

 

I wish I had a cup of tea

[Comrade Isbariya]

Granted, it's already cold but here you are!

 

I wish I'll never have a morning wood problem, as that'd be really creepy! O.o