Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you wasted your time, exactly as it should have been

 

I wish I didn't get my ass nearly kicked in a game

[Fienyx]

Granted, you get completely wafflestomped, and your character is now fubar.

 

I wish arthritis wasn't real.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now everyone with arthritis are hypochondriacs

 

I wish I could use wafflestomped in conversation today

[Laura]

Denied, i googled Waffle Stomped.

 

 

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

 

I wish i knew why.

[protocolk]

because youre curious.

 

QWhy there isnt mental bleach?

[Millicent Bystander]

there is

 

 

 

 

 

why can I not find the video I vaguely remember seeing many years ago

[Laura]

Because you forgot to bookmark it.

 

Why do i bookmark so many things?

[Millicent Bystander]

so you don't end up like me trying to figure out where they are.

 

what is the correct combination of buttons to slam in frustration?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

alt+f4

 

Why do people fall for that one?

[Guest]

Because its funny.

 

Why is it funny?

[protocolk]

Because reasons.

 

I wish people notices again that this is the corupt a wish thread, not the stupid answers one.

[Millicent Bystander]

we do now

 

I wish you hadn't derailed this thread in the first place

[Guest]

Denied the derailing of threads seems to be compulsary.

 

I wish it were friday

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's Friday .  . . somewhere

 

I wish we weren't so easily confused as to the threads :/

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, we now never get confused because there is only one thread.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired, damn you work.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're exhausted

 

I wish for more terms

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, the terms of surrender are as follows.

 

 

redacted

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

First off, you failed because it's [redacted]

 

Second, you forgot to wish, , and have therefore disappointed me

 

I wish Leeroy wasn't a disappointment 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Leeroy by his very nature is a disappointment

my wish got accidentally redacted with the terms of surrender

 

I wish my wish hadn't been redacted, I could have been on a beach in Barbados with hot chicks right now.

[Guest]

denied as you forgot to wish for the rest of us to join you

 

I wish for jelly and ice-cream

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's a bad mix

 

I wish for a chicken

[Guest]

Granted but you will get is inside some hidden wontons.

 

I hope the next upgrade of LL site will go well.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but we get an influx of hurr durr users

 

I wish the above didn't happen so often

[Guest]

Granted we get an influx of pigeons instead

 

I wish for a better football (soccer) team for England

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause Iceland

 

I wish Mexico had a better football team (Damn that 7-0)