Corrupt A Wish

[LadyDemon]

Granted, instead of a suit, Deadpool's wearing bikini

 

I wish I had a good pc 

[TotalConversion]

Granted, a good police constable will soon come to arrest you.

 

I wish this wish wouldn't backfire on me.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish I could wish for as many wishes as I wish

[LadyDemon]

Granted, but every wish is cow pies that wish themselves

 

I wish that I wish my own wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you now wish you wish you're wish was a wish you wish you had wished for.

 

I wish that made sense

[Laura]

Denied, it doesn't.

 

I wish i could make sense of everything.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, 100 cents in a Rand, 100 cents in a dollar, rename shillings to cents and it's now 100 cents in a pound, etc.

 

I wish I knew what a euro was made of

[Laura]

Granted, tears of americans.

 

I wish gags were a new fashion trend.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you ship to Mexico

 

I wish we didn't get extra shipping charges cause aduana

[Laura]

Denied.

 

I wish i was more patient.

[Guest]

granted you are now the most patient person ever, also the most used...

 

I wish for chocolate

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, no one should ever be denied chocolate, in fact I'm thinking of starting a chocolates for all campaign.

 

I wish my Chocolates for all campaign would be a success.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're white chocolates

 

I wish people didn't call french fries french

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only while in full shakespearean attire

 

 

Awesome, get to confuse all sorts of other us's. Until I hit Shakespeare verse. 

 

 

Granted, they are now spanish fries, causing much sexual confusion.

 

I wish I could watch all the people getting the wrong thing at Mc D's.

[Laura]

Granted, you now work at the NSA.

 

I wish our infiltrator worked at the NSA.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, everyone now works for the nsa

 

I wish they would find the 9th planet and discover it is really an alien object.

 

the third theory in the article below

http://gizmodo.com/planet-nine-just-got-weirder-1774497705

 

 

[Laura]

Granted, but the aliens don't like Big Boards Of Fun on perverted websites.

 

I wish i could keep watching the Battlefield 1 reveal trailer.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it is now ingrained in you're head, now whenever you close your eyes the trailer is all you can focus on.

 

I wish I get to see more than one pair of girls fight tonight at the amateur mixed martial arts event.

[protocolk]

grated, come to my muay thai training, by whatever reason there are more girls than guys there. Just try not offend anyone, some of the girls there are really bloodthirsty and go for the kill.

 

I wish looking a the tits of some of the girls at muay thai didnt distract me on training.

[Storms of Superior]

Denied, they're tits for a reason.

 

I wish I had a pair of tits to distract me right now.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your new birds

 

I wish for a blue-footed boob

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, enjoy your new birds

 

I wish for a blue-footed boob

 

granted

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd been able to play the bumbling mage start from CC.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just wait until it's patched (It is Content Consumer's Alternate Starts, right?)

 

I wish I had eaten something yesterday. Empty promises of pizza led to empty stomach on a night of heavy drinking

[Millicent Bystander]

oh dear, head pounding much?

granted but the only thing you ate was a mint.

 

I wish teenagers would be more careful when experimenting with drugs, Just watched a local news story about a drug called Mercedes, it is ecstasy mixed with Kat, it has already killed 11 people since march.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

oh dear, head pounding much?

granted but the only thing you ate was a mint.

I've never woken up hungover. Vomiting, though . . .

 

I wish teenagers would be more careful when experimenting with drugs, Just watched a local news story about a drug called Mercedes, it is ecstasy mixed with Kat, it has already killed 11 people since march.

Granted, real issue in many places

 

I wish people didn't like using drugs to be 'edgy'