Millicent Bystander Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 granted, they now use drugs to escape the mundane life they lead I wish I had a bridge tower lair like Darkwing Duck
ThatSeasonsGal Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 Granted, but you turn into Darkwing Duck I wish I had tea
Millicent Bystander Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 granted, I wish I'd not eaten that ice-cream so fast
ThatSeasonsGal Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 Granted, but your brain is still frozen I wish we didn't easily get brain freeze
Millicent Bystander Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 granted, now you get ball freeze instead. I wish I didn't just put that thought in my head
ThatSeasonsGal Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 Granted, now you get thoughts of SRS I wish I had extra arrows
Fienyx Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Granted, you have an extra arrow in each knee. I wish saving $$ didn't take so long..... I WANT MY VIDEO CARD!!!!!!!!
The Martian Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Granted, you save the cash in an hour, but they now only build one card per year. I wish I had a chocolate bar.
Millicent Bystander Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 granted, you are now barrister at the premiere chocolate bar, but employees may not sample the goods. I wish I had more evening at the end of the day.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Granted, now they day is 6.39 times longer and you're on Pluto I wish we could explore space. Stellaris hype
Fienyx Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Granted, but it's more like No Man's Sky because that's what I'm waiting for. I wish I had a car sized spaceship.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Granted, but you're a bunny sized human I wish I had a rig that could run top-end games
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Granted but it was topend under windows vista I wish I knew what to wish for.
Laura Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Granted, you wished for a purple pineapple. I wish i knew why you wanted that so badly.
Laura Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Because you can't stop and need professional help. Why are puns about asses shitty?
Millicent Bystander Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 because they only get better in the end. I wish people didn't confuse this one with ask a silly question(myself included)
The Martian Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, but the threads are still confused with each other. I wish laws and regulations were written in a clear and understandable language
Laura Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, latin is a very clear language. I wish i read the topic title instead of only the previous post.
Millicent Bystander Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 granted but you didn't understand the big words, like "a" I wish I'd had a better joke for here
Laura Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, https://www.reddit.com/r/jokes/ I wish i could pick a lock.
Millicent Bystander Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 granted, you pick the best looking lock at the hardware store, it was tough but you picked it because you liked the brass finish I wish I could play guitar
The Martian Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, but it is made of air. I wish I could look into the future at every moment I want to see.
Laura Posted May 11, 2016 Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, we are all travelling to the future one second at a time. I wish i could transform.
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