Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they now use drugs to escape the mundane life they lead

 

I wish I had a bridge tower lair like Darkwing Duck

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you turn into Darkwing Duck

 

I wish I had tea

[Millicent Bystander]

granted,

 

 

I wish I'd not eaten that ice-cream so fast

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but your brain is still frozen

 

I wish we didn't easily get brain freeze

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now you get ball freeze instead.

 

I wish I didn't just put that thought in my head

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you get thoughts of SRS

 

I wish I had extra arrows

[Fienyx]

Granted, you have an extra arrow in each knee.

 

I wish saving $$ didn't take so long..... I WANT MY VIDEO CARD!!!!!!!!

[The Martian]

Granted, you save the cash in an hour, but they now only build one card per year.

 

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you are now barrister at the premiere chocolate bar, but employees may not sample the goods.

 

I wish I had more evening at the end of the day.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now they day is 6.39 times longer and you're on Pluto

 

I wish we could explore space. Stellaris hype

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's more like No Man's Sky because that's what I'm waiting for.

 

 

I wish I had a car sized spaceship.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you're a bunny sized human

 

I wish I had a rig that could run top-end games

[Guest]

Granted but it was topend under windows vista

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Laura]

Granted, you wished for a purple pineapple.

 

I wish i knew why you wanted that so badly.

[protocolk]

ass a dildo.

Why i made such shitty pun?

[Laura]

Because you can't stop and need professional help.

 

Why are puns about asses shitty?

[Millicent Bystander]

because they only get better in the end.

 

I wish people didn't confuse this one with ask a silly question(myself included)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted

 

I wish people read the topic title 

[The Martian]

Granted, but the threads are still confused with each other.

 

I wish laws and regulations were written in a clear and understandable language 

[Laura]

Granted, latin is a very clear language.

 

I wish i read the topic title instead of only the previous post.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but you didn't understand the big words, like "a"

 

I wish I'd had a better joke for here

[Laura]

Granted, https://www.reddit.com/r/jokes/

 

I wish i could pick a lock.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you pick the best looking lock at the hardware store, it was tough but you picked it because you liked the brass finish

 

 

I wish I could play guitar

[The Martian]

Granted, but it is made of air.

 

I wish I could look into the future at every moment I want to see.

[Laura]

Granted, we are all travelling to the future one second at a time.

 

I wish i could transform.