Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted 

 

i wish 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish the cat stopped running so that I could eat him already    !!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, the can now burrows.

 

I wish I's was unemployed, but with money, boatloads of money

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but your spelling is still bad. 

 

I wish we had a functional autocorrect

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, until computers can read our minds to understand what we mean.

 

I wish I'd been more active today instead of the definition of a couch potato

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you coucher

 

I wish I hadn't woken up so early

[Laura]

Granted, go back to sleep and forget you woke up.

 

I wish i didn't have to think for 5 minutes to come up with something to post.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted http://www.bored.com/quotes/

 

I wish I could find a decent pair of trainers, mine broke

 

[Laura]

Granted, they are twice your size.

 

I wish i knew how to dance.

[protocolk]

granted, you can dance like a retard.

 

I wish I was cured from my cronical anxiety.

[Laura]

Denied, that wish is a bit too real.

I assume you are already getting helped for that

 

I wish i had a new dog.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but he's capitalist 

 

I wish people treated dogs better

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, some people can't even treat their loved ones better

 

I wish the fo4 goty edition was here already

 

[Guest]

Granted but it still sucks

 

I wish people in online communities got on better

[protocolk]

granted, but you need to work hard to find good comunities (aka nothing changes)

 

I ish the period between the creation of a tech and it starting being sed was shorter.

[Millicent Bystander]

it can be, just find a way to use that tech for the military it will be deployed in no time.

 

I wish I worked for a company that sent me to foreign countries on business

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your business trip to Syria!

 

I wish my school would stop giving awards in political fashion

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, political fashion is currently in fashion

 

I wish today will be a good day

[The Martian]

Granted, it is a good day for someone somewhere far away from you.

 

I wish flights would be cheap all year long without any seasonal changes.

[Guest]

granted but when you buy a flight ticket they give you a hand glider.

 

I wish people were nicer to each other

[protocolk]

granted, but you need to move to a colony of intelectual and open minded people

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it is a good day for someone somewhere far away from you.

 

I wish flights would be cheap all year long without any seasonal changes.

you have no idea how right you where, today was one continuous shit storm and one of the idiots(I mean this in the sense of computer knowledge not general idiocy)

managed to get infected with randsomware 3 days ago without noticing.

 

I wish I where a better human being

[protocolk]

deied, too good people are boring youre fie.

I wish the new start I want for FO4 was ready

 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it will never be ready bwaahaaahaahaaha

 

to right, I sometimes think I'm too nice.

I wish I was a worse human being

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you now support Trump

 

I wish the US elections would go somewhere quiet