Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but the final exam costs money.

 

I wish Loko had the money

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but he spends it all on gags

 

I wish we didn't need to take tests

[Laura]

Granted, but now no-one knows he good they are at something.

 

I wish people weren't so serious all the time.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're still assholes

 

I wish we didn't have so many assholes

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but we got rid of the wrong ones and now we are all full of crap

 

I wish we'd specified which assholes we had to many of

[Laura]

Granted, Aethy has 30+ assholes and he want to get rid of them.

 

I wish to know how someone poops with 30+ assholes.

[Fienyx]

Granted, and it will give you nightmares for life, the like of which no amount of therapy or drugs can rid you of.

 

I wish you luck with that.

[Laura]

Denied, i'm scarred for life.

 

I wish i could create page 300.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just keep posting after yourself until you get there

 

I wish this post wasn't on page 300

[The Martian]

Granted, it now will only show up when the thread reaches 500 pages.

 

I wish the next 72 hours would pass faster so I can step of the plane and can hug my gf again

[Laura]

Granted, take a nap.

 

I wish for the CDS update to be done.

It's so close.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it doesn't work for you! *evil laugh*

 

I wish I didn't have to explain the same thing to different people over and over   . It's getting frustrating 

[protocolk]

granted, now youre too dumb to explain.

I wish i would decide my new FO4 character backstory at once.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it still sucks

 

I wish I could play FO4

[The Martian]

Granted, but it only has 8-bit graphics.

 

I wish I would have had less sushi tonight

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but the little you had was off and now you're sick

 

I wish I'd had more cake today

[Laura]

Granted, but you must venture to the store, on a quest to find the cake you want.

 

I wish my life was narrated by Morgan Freeman.

[Nergui]

Granted, but due to a mixup, Samuel L Jackson was hired and he thought your name was "Mother******".

 

I wish the FO4 GECK was released tomorrow.

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you are on Bethesda's ban list so you cannot download it

 

I wish FO4 GOTY edition was out so I could buy it

 

[Laura]

Granted, but modding is disabled.

 

I wish to know why this is so amazing.

 

 

 

 

[The Martian]

Because they did not use YMCA from the Village People

 

I wish I had an idea what food I should get today

[Laura]

Granted, get something you like.

 

I wish i had an infinite source of interesting things to say.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but the people you say them too are not the people they are interesting to.

 

I wish I could find a good headset for my PC.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just give me your cash

 

I wish I could find a good lock

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, just give me your cash

 

I wish I could find a good lock

 

I was going to say you wouldn't get far with my money, but I just discovered one ZA Rand is worth 1.2 Mexican Pesos so you might get somewhere

 

granted there are very good locks on your new Chastity belt.

 

I wish Exercising didn't hurt so much.